Ass Roaster

An advanced sexual maneuver in which a female performs anal and oral sex simultaneously, and, using the both the two penises as an axis on which two rotate, is turned 360 degrees in a motion similar to that of a chicken on a rotisserie

Blake and Josh totally ass roasted Andy’s mom and sister last night.
I tried the ass roaster on Andy’s sister last night, and she enjoyed it thoroughly.

by Katie Fan 2 February 21, 2009

Mini-roast

A spontaneous insult session directed at one person or group, usually lasting less than 2 minutes.

(Bob runs upstairs to grab a soda)
Person A-"Dude, Bob is such a douche!"
Person B-"oh dude I know! He is like a walking advertisement for Abercrombie and Fitch"
Person C-"He's such a baby too!"
(Bob starts to come down the stairs with soda)
Person A-"Ahhh that was a good MINI-ROAST"

by Mini-Roaster October 12, 2009

slurple roost

a freeloading shitbird who drinks too much, sleeps on the couch and slurps his ramen noodles

Joe: wtf is wrong with pat man? all he does is sit on the couch all day eating ramen
kevin: yeah dudes a slurple roost im about to kick his ass to the curb

by jimmy football2002 May 18, 2010

Slow Roastin

Alternative to Postin but somewhere hot as in a tanning booth or something of this sort a school with no air conditioning

Dylan Longmuirs Facebook status is Slow Roastin Pluckin the chicken feel me he must still be in school

by SnoopDodizzle January 16, 2011

Flaccid Roosters

Group of middle aged (often overweight) male Mountain Bike rider who ride together on an irregular basis and then enter into ‘Race’ events to see who can finish last.

Flaccid Roosters - Team-Half-a-Bar (aka Fanta Pants & Geordie) - a two man male team of Mountain Bike riders who couldn't put together a strategy good enough to beat a team with a disabled rider!

Team Flaccid Roosters - bunch of old soft cocks

by Doctor Rooster December 5, 2011

Dick Roast

When a group of guys gets together and barbecue. No girls allowed obviously.

Hey Chad, want come to a dick roast later at Ryan's?

by sasquatchcoc March 15, 2012

robert rooster

My home dog for life and we stroke shafts like a boos and pop caps in each others asses

Me and Robert Rooster celebrate Hump Day daily

by Tray Tray6688 January 29, 2014