Riding the cotton clydesdale

An impressive menstrual cycle.

"She's moody today. I think she's riding the cotton clydesdale."

by tradesman April 3, 2003

Riding Dirty

Walking around in public after shitting your pants.

"Is it just me or does this Apple store smell like shit?"
"I smell it too. Someone in here must be riding dirty."

by 808_anonymous April 4, 2012

Ringing in the New Year

This one is great because it works for both same sex and cross gender relationships. Ringing in the New Year refers to when two lovers, upon getting married, decide in lieu of wedding bands to simultaneously insert a finger into each others' rectum.

The newlyweds celebrated their marriage by Ringing in the New Year together.

by nasty dan December 31, 2009

Riding the Baloney Poney

Sexual intercourse with the woman on top

After her date with Saen, Lisa was soon riding the baloney pony.

by Billy Castillo July 8, 2003

Lil Red Riding Hood

When you pop a virgins cherry

by Balls Deep December 5, 2002

riding the black pony

To drink lots of coffee all day because you're addicted and that's the only way you feel like a whole person.

I made some coffee in the french press this morning that's as black as my soul, and I've been riding the black pony ever since.

by Wheeeeeeee! December 8, 2005

ghost riding

1. To ride a bike at a medium to high speed, then jump off, allowing the bike to ride in a straight line, and then for it to curve sharply as if a ghost was steering it.

2. To set an automatic vehicle on cruise control, then exit the driver seat and walk in front of, next to, hang on to, etc., the moving vehicle.

1. Timmy and his friends were hanging out, then the dumbass decided to ghost ride his bike, which hit a police car. Timmy is now in jail.

2. Bob attempted ghost riding with his car, but oncoming traffic had other ideas.

by Sarah Z May 23, 2008