ruben

a crippled mexican

sam: "do you see that guy over there in the wheelchair?"
brad: "the mexican?, thats ruben"

by bunny136 January 27, 2020

Reuven

The most handsome person on the planet he is most likely to get all the girls

Bro reuven has all the girls

by Turtle etage January 14, 2022

paul reubens

the man who created and played pee wee herman.
also plays(ironically) Reuben the pig on the animted show chowder

well i guess paul reubens couldnt get away from being a pig

by schnitzeltehrocmonstah August 16, 2010

Rueben

Rueben - Sri-lankan term for the natorious wide mouthed frog (see- God for an explanation)

"BEWARE Orla! Rueben is coming!"

by Dude, where's our limo? August 23, 2004

Ruben

Ruben is kind, funny, caring, too forgiving at times, loving an will do anything for the people he cares about when he’s in a relationship he can be loyal asf or play you like a game of cards it just depends on how he’s riding with you.

Ruben is so good with kids!!

Ruben is so handsome😍

Ruben is one of a kind..

by Tbhtruth July 11, 2019

Rubenator

A small purple uncircumcised dick that can balance 2 bad bitches at the same damn time

Kate: I fucking love your rubenator kid Mexi!
KM: I know snowflake.

by Kate Gehring January 3, 2015

dirty rueben

To smother your cock with corned beef and fumunda cheese before throat fucking your baby sister, forcing her to choke

He picked her up at the junior high and parked in a empty lot and served her a Dirty Rueben.

by Omaha jack knob 2000 February 14, 2019