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release the hostages

(v.) to release a large stool, or series of stools
After eating that burrito, I have to release the hostages.
by Mango January 2, 2003
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relaxing the gentleman's way

In a word- masturbating.
"Sorry, I can't come out tonight, I'm busy; I'm relaxing the gentleman's way."
by CaptainWhizz June 25, 2009
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Relaxi Taxi

what you hop into when you're feeling too stressed out
Dude, hop on the relaxi taxi and chill the fuck out, you're going to be fine
by korenadrobnj November 7, 2010
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Budrys Reflex

The protective response that erases the knowledge of a truth that contradicts a Widely Believed Fact to prevent the painful effects of Cognitive Dissonance.

Simply put, the way people will immediately forget the truth about something if they prefer to believe the more popular theory or idea - Most commonly seen in conspiracy theorists, the Tinfoil Hat Brigade and in political discussions.

Derived fromt he name Algis Budrys, SF writer, who wrote a story about mental and physical supermen who were ignored by the public for their acheivements by a similar effect in the story 'Nobody Bothers Gus'.
A:( who suffers from Budrys Reflex) We spend too much money on the space programme - they should give that money to the teachers or sumthin' . . .

B:(Opens Federal budget) Well, look . . . Nasa gets 3.5billion bucks a year, and the HEW gets 32.1 billion - Ten times as much!

A:Oh. ( Reflex kicks in ) Oh, maybe there's more from the CIA or the Freemasons going into NASA then.
by D F Stuckey November 1, 2008
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Minecraft release 1.9

The update that ruined combat and completely killed Minecraft for years.
Oh my god, why do I have to wait to get full damage out of my sword? Minecraft release 1.9 sucks!
by It'sTheDKrazy July 7, 2020
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sweet release

The act of droppin' yall's skeet. AKA gettin' that nut. Ejaculating.
Man, I would really like to give her the sweet release!
by James Sighler May 16, 2010
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release therapy

Ludacris's new album
Shake ya moneymaker like somebody bout to pay ya, don't worry bout dem hatas keep your nose up in the ai-yuh...
You know I got it, if you want it come get it stand next to this money like EY! EY! EY!!!

from Release Therapy's "Money Maker"
by Marcus Reed October 6, 2006
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