cock release

The opposite of cock block. When you are going after a girl, and your homie helps you get her.

Jim:Yo so did you get any pussy?
Kyle: Yea man, I got cock released by Bob.
Jim: Really? tight
Kyle: yea he helped me get with Brooke while I was spittin game with her.

by MJDfp January 15, 2011

The Ulitmate Release

When you Release all of your fluids in your body like Stomach acid ,blood,you release everything out of your butt like your organs all your body parts that are not bones until you finally released everything out of your body

Dude my friend did the Ulitmate Release on my door it was so messed up

by The Ulitmate Release Boy June 28, 2010

I'm not saying I'm friggin' William Shakespeare. But even writing a melody, it's a release. And I really have a need to express myself

Phrase said by Mariah Lolo.

I'm not saying I'm friggin' William Shakespeare. But even writing a melody, it's a release. And I really have a need to express myself - Mariah lolo.

by thecharacterwannie July 3, 2022

catch and release

In dating when you think the other person is a keeper, you finally get them to agree to be with you. At this point you find that they are a total Psycho Bunny, which makes you drop them in less time that it takes to go from 0-60 in a funny car.

Bob "What happened to Sally? I thought you said she was the one for you"

Eric "Sorry dude, it was a catch and release on her."

Bob "Psycho Bunny?"

Eric "yeap."

by Jdamonkyboy November 27, 2006

release the Krakken

An alternate way to say "deficate", similar to "drop the Cosby kids off at the pool" or "take the Browns to the Super Bowl." Except in this case, it is often used to indicate a massive bowel movement, one worthy of the Gods themselves.

Oh my Gods, I ate at the Greek buffet for lunch, and now I have to release the Krakken!

by kn0wbody April 5, 2010

Catch & Release

What you are doing if your date is married to someone else.

Are you single? I won't date you if you are already married. I don't do Catch & Release.

by the Duchess of Demos March 14, 2009

release the doves

1 To fart.
2 to shit.
3 anything that smells really bad

see also applefish

Chris came in, and I had to release the doves.

by lord xaero April 12, 2004