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racoon eyes

When season snowboarders ride in Spring their goggles block off sunlight leaving tanning lines that imitate "Racoon eyes"
"Nice racoon eyes you punk. Wear some sunscreen."
by InYourBackyard. March 7, 2010
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Angry Raccoon

n. The act of violently kicking a girl's trash cans over the morning after sex...then yelling "The Angry Raccoon, bitch!!!!"
Hey man, Jessica was a fuckin bitch after I fucked her this morning so I got all pissed and gave her the Angry Raccoon on the way out of her place. She's got trash all over her kitchen, bathroom, and driveway! I booted that can halfway down the street!
by topdet408 February 28, 2008
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Raccooned

When you get two black eyes simultaneously and you have the appearance of a raccoon.
Dude you got raccooned in that fight last night, or Did you see that guy he got raccooned.
by cdizzle24 May 29, 2009
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Raccooned

After banging someone, pop them in the face twice, giving them two black eyes. The run away, kicking over their garbage as you leave.
Girl 1: That asshole punched me twice in the face last night night during coitious!
Girl 2: And look at the garbage! Oh no! You've been Raccooned!
by TinMan13a December 18, 2012
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Raccoon

A large mass of fat that folds over the genitals, and protrudes below the stomach, closely resembling a raccoon nestling between the genital area and the stomach. Usually common to fat people, who look like they have an extra stomach.
ah, look trevor has such a big raccoon! I hope it doesnt come and attack us!
by Dr. Jeff Cortez August 3, 2007
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ricky raccoon

When you cover your balls with chocolate and teabag your partners eyes, when you lift your genetalia up from her face, she'll look like a raccoon.
My girl wasn't acting right so I gave her a Ricky raccoon to prove to her she was acting like an animal.
by Grandmafucker May 14, 2016
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Raccoon

A person who defends a garbage video game, typically a stoner who is too burnt to understand the plot or mechanics or a parent who plays the game maybe 1 hour a day.
"Peluso likes Anthem? What a fucking Raccoon."
by Bishopp May 3, 2019
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