Cock Mongoling Queef Burger

Noun; An insult. Usually just a random insult, unless they do infact destroy penis and queef very often. Usually used towards females, but can be used towards a male if chosen to.

Person 1: "Aww man that girl's a wicked bitch!"

Person 2: "She's a cock mongoling queef burger!"

by TheSavageSquid June 1, 2010

sand queef

When a girl rolls around in the sand, then queefs, the sound has a gritty quality to it.

After receiving an anal pounding on the beach, Veronica let out a quite impressive sand queef

by crb619 April 2, 2003

Queef Latina

A ratchet ho with a wack shoe game. Her unibrow is so on fleek that NASA uses it to calibrate it's equipment. Thot's face is turnt. And when the boys skeet on her they yell YEET. She is also bad at math. Can be shortened to QL.

Hey did you see how shook Queef Latina got when asked about dat metric? Bitch has no math game.

by derperjones May 7, 2015

queef

Here it is, a queef is the sound air that is trapped in the vagina makes when a girl is tight or loose, the penis is small for the vagina or large for the vagina, when it is expelled from said vagina. Occurring often in the doggy-style or legs over shoulders position due to a large penis inside of a small vagina where the air is pushed into and out of the vagina during intercourse, generally emitted after a pull-out. Gentlemen, this is a good thing unless the woman is just loosey-goosey. Generally it means that the woman has been trying to enhance mutual pleasure by contracting her vaginal muscles, and the in and out style of sex, especially deep thrusts after a just the tip phase, make this possible. If a woman can do this on command, then she has a tight control of her vaginal musculature and it is a very good thing. Enjoy, ladies and gentlemen.

As he was penetrating her in the from behind position, her tight vagina queefed, letting him know that he had pounded her hard, and her tightness was worth the effort.

by nooneknowsme810 September 6, 2009

Artistic Queef Splatter

When a girl queefs and various colors land on a sheet of paper held by her man, creating a beautiful abstract painting that is sold to various museums throughout lower India, usually purchased by tourists from China, to be hung on their sitting room wall, and taken out every 7 months to bask in its queefy glory.

Mark: Lisa created the most amazing Artisic Queef Splatter last night. We sold it for 70 yen and 56 eggs.

Artistic Queef Splatter

by Kahlia Zahin Queef Sloth IV July 1, 2008

Queefmeister

A female German exchange student who is really cute. She has blonde hair green eyes and a wonderful round ass and rack. She also has pig tails. She wears clothing that is more stylish than the girls here. It includes a lot of boots and short skirts. Unfortunately....she queefs a lot. Meaning she farts out of her pussy. She is, and all German girls who do this can be reffered to as Queefmeisters. It's somewhat a German word.

Kind of a bastardation. (that's meant to be ironic)

by Yobastabker November 4, 2004

queef stain

it is a stain left by a queef(pussy fart)

you are just another one of your mother's queef stains

by crack pipe ...kevin May 10, 2009