quarantine alcoholic

An individual on quarantine that stays drunk 24/7, to get through the retard restrictions from corona.

I’m so bored at home, I have become a quarantine alcoholic.

by El Wappo. May 19, 2020

Quarantiktok

A TikTok made during the great quarantine of 2020

Did you see Jason Derulo’s quarantiktok where we broke his front teeth?

by TopNoodle May 21, 2020

Quarantine Papi

: A sugar daddy that provides food and a quarantine compound.

Daisy decided to hunker down with her Quarantine Papi.

by GOAL-OSO May 23, 2020

Quarantine Cumshot

A cumshot so powerful it travels 6 feet, allowing you to fuck your girl while maintaining social distancing. Never aim at the eyes, as it could blind someone for life.

Yo, yesterday me and my girlfriend were a little horny, so I gave her a quarantine cumshot. It was like a bullet dude, it flew so fast.

by SirSwankington June 1, 2020

Quarantine

A nightmare for extroverts

I am quarantined here.

by Qfwewwedfgrfb June 9, 2020

quarantinesia

A state of mind causing lack of memory or forgetfulness on recalling dates, realities and happenings during a lockdown or quarantine.

Please refresh my memory on what day of the week it is, my quarantinesia has allowed lose track.

Do we need toilet paper? My quarantinesia is preventing me from remembering if I stocked up enough.

by Reali_D June 29, 2020

Quarantine Friend

They are your true friends during the pandemic because they call and text you. As you do the same. They check up on you and it isn’t a one way conversation.

It isn’t just you texting first. They make an effort too.

“ Yea Giovanni and Samantha are my quarantine friends, the rest are just acquaintances :)”

by Papi_chronicle July 9, 2020