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Krabby Patty Formula

The krabby patty formula is a formula for the sacred krabby patty, crafted in the Krusty Krab by Spongebob himself. For years on end their business rivals The Chum Bucket have been trying to obtain this formula and bring the Krusty Krab down, but so far they have failed miserably.
Plankton: I'll get that krabby patty formula one day, crabs!
Mr. Krabs: Fuck off plankton you tiny little wanker. Just you wait until your asleep I'm gonna get me daughter Pearl to shove chum down your fucking throat while I pin you down and rape your tight little ass you cunty little bastard.
by Coleby spaghetti July 3, 2016
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Supreme patty

A acne covered person who smokes weed and drinks lean, but still makes money off of it
Dude, that guy is such a Supreme Patty
by ChaQ May 9, 2018
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Patty Smasher

An alcoholic beverage consisting of vodka, preferably Smirnoff, orange juice, cranberry juice, pineapple juice, and sprite. To make one, fill a cup halfway full with pure vodka, then put in equal parts of the remaining ingredients until the cup is full. Ice cubes are also recommended. In a perfect Patty Smasher, the alcohol cannot be tasted; however, the drinks will get you highly intoxicated. One of these smashers will give you a nice buzz, more than 3 and you will be wasted. It does not kick in right away, but after you have finished them, the alcohol will kick in quickly. Patty Smashers are highly recommended for having a good night and waking up not remembering anything.
Patrick: Wow, you were so drunk last night! What did you do?
Michael: I can't even remember! The last thing I can remember is chugging my 3rd Patty Smasher!
Patrick: Wow! Those Patty Smashers are lethal!
by MKPM January 24, 2011
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patty kane

the act of dummying a taxi driver that won't give you your rightfully owed change.
if this cabby doesn't give me every penny im gonna patty kane him
by werth October 29, 2009
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Patty melt

A burger, of any type of meat, topped with a slice(s) of cheese. May be eaten as a sandwich on any kind of bread, or without bread a all.
Tonight, I don't feel much like cooking. How about a sports bar? A good patty melt, some cold beer, and a ball game. Now, that's what I really feel like tonight!
by talk2me-JCH2 February 13, 2021
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Flabby Patty

An absurdly loose or old pussy of an obese woman.
"Dude, i got so drunk last night, and ended up doing this chick, she had such a flabby patty!"
by ScruffMcGruff666 June 9, 2009
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