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pube-stains

noun. a moistening of the pants caused by the production of sweat in the gooch area, resembling that of a pit stain.
Hot cheerleader: I agree that Ted would be majestically hot. Yet, he tends to unintentionally dampen me with his pube-stains after the football games.
Hot cheerleader 2: Oh hells yes you skanky cracker hoe.
by MikeyMac2 January 22, 2008
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Puberty Rock

(Or Pube Rock)
A spin-off "genre" of rock music practiced and lead by the soon-to-be-famous-emaciated-circus-bear, Brian K. Music traits usually consist of punk, pop, or hard rock rhythms of cover songs and rarely originals, killer face-melting drum solos, and "Peter Brady" style vocals. Adopted by any aspiring pubertal 12 year old with a passion for music and with impressive talent, minus the singing...

12 year old+drums+cd burner+camp+14 year old groupies=PUBERTY ROCK
PUBERTY ROCK WILL OWN YOU!!

kid 1: is that him playing drums?
kid 2: yeah
kid 1: and guitar?
kid 2: yeah
kid 1: wow...he sucks
kid 2: thats just his voice, the music is good though..
by stray September 15, 2004
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pubes don't shed

When someone thinks too highly of themselves. Similar to "shit don't stink".
by vjvraider November 3, 2008
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Pubertis

Puberty is really a giant monster that puts pubes on you while you are asleep.
Kid 1: Dude, I finally hit puberty!
Kid 2: Naw dude, pubertis touched your balls and possibly your inner asshole while you were sleeping
Kid 1: No!!!! I wanted to lose my virginity to a cheerleader!
by jdupon21 January 3, 2010
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Weed Pubes

When one is packing a bowl in the car, and the excessive bumps and bad driving skills of the driver cause one to spill the bowl into his lap.
Scott: DUDE! i finally hit 100 miles an hour.

Tommy: thats cool and all but i got weed pubes thanks to your dumbass
by blazemasterC December 12, 2009
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puberty

A disease that most teenagers go through.

Begins with deepening of the voice, then slowly progresses as the teenager's body deforms and their mind becomes dangerously volatile.

There is no cure. The only known way to survive this disease is to drink loads of alcohol and have sex with a new guy/chick every other night.
Puberty is why most teenagers in the 1800's died.
by Cortana Dragoon July 31, 2005
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pubeless

1) to be lacking masculinity and the pubic hair associated with it

2) an attitude of intense annoyance due to the inability to attain pubic hair (along with all that is encompassed with the essence of possessing pubic hair) by the proper age

The symptoms of shrill voice, false toughness, overly cocky attitude are usually present

"Pubelessness" is oftened associated with the phenomenen of "needs to be"; where the publess kids "need to be" molested and harassed in the overly optimistic hope that this molestation might quicken their journey into manhood.
It's so funny how those pubeless skater kids think they are tough, even though a anyone could kick all 5 of their asses at the same time.
by BassDrumMan April 24, 2005
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