Brown hockey puck

When the sani-hut water is frozen and you take a shit, and it slides around.

My shit just slid around on the port o potty blue water, like a brown hockey puck

by cmglzr February 22, 2023

Puck Feta

A cleaner version of "Fuck Peta".

Puck Feta, I'm gonna go kill some Vegans

by lolmaster444 April 6, 2025

Puck slut

A girl who only gets with hockey players because she has no chance with anyone else. Always on their dick

Sarah is the biggest puck slut at Iceline.

by Yourawesome March 6, 2016

Puck Buddy

The male version of a puck bunny.

Guy 1: "Dude, me and my bro were watching the PWHL game last night, and he wouldn't stop swooning over Maschmeyer!"

Guy 2: "He's such a puck buddy!"

by skuffington February 19, 2024

painting the puck

game played by hocky players where they form a circle jerk around a puck and the last one to contribute has to eat what's on it

That team was screwing around painting the puck rather than practicing.

by Stu 763 November 19, 2023

dilly puck

The act of putting your penis onto a very ugly looking boy called theo

Oh yeah give me a dilly puck

by ggggMANLIKEY April 19, 2018