Definitions by BL@DE

Puck Cuck

Hockey term for someone who sucks at hockey and only watches others score.

I haven’t scored in our last 5 wins. I’m a real Puck Cuck.

That Puck Cuck isn’t on a team. He only plays by himself at stick time and watches hockey on TV.

Puck Cuck by BL@DE January 11, 2026