Probises

When you probably promise something while drunk

“Remind me on Friday” “no probises”

by Betherzxo September 18, 2022

Provide

What Afas is meant to do, but fails to do repeatedly

For example, “afas, please can you provide chicken choking for me?” “Yes”. And then, he fails to do so.

by Cb9000 October 27, 2022

Proving that I’m a fraud

A sin that Jordan Peterson considers

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Dr. JeepJorp “Why did you have to go proving that I’m a fraud!?!?”

Hym “Because it’s the truth! Ahahahahahahahahahahaa! Aha! Aha! Aaaaaahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!”

by Hym Iam November 3, 2022

Probioptic

A health tonic which, instead of promoting the development of beneficial bacteria in the digestive tract, primarily promotes double vision

I consider myself health-conscious. I make sure to take my probioptics every day.

Probioptics: Available over the counter in all good off-licences...

by Tominator March 31, 2023

Provines

Someone who is pro-God, (pro-devine), Speaks truth due to the knowledge of God's existence.

America was once provines.

by Ultra-MAGA April 26, 2023

provid

the real spelling of the word “provide”

A: Bro, do you know what we provid?
L: Fuck no, tell me

by gigglewakadu April 28, 2023

Probie Slap

A slap to the back of the head, usually used when someone is being stupid. (Created by my family)

"Don't Make Me Probie Slap You"

by Ace D. Bishop May 27, 2023