prima cacatus

Literally, "first defecation." The act of taking the first dump in a toilet since it was last cleaned, particularly at one's workplace or other public restroom. Prima cacatus typically results in a surprised sense of joy that no one else's ass has touched the seat that day.

Nothing makes me happier on a Monday morning than finding out I get prima cacatus in the men's room.

by IKE60 February 13, 2019

primary digits

The phone number a person expects friends and family to use.

I need to make sure you have my primary digits. I don't want to get all calls from you on my cellular.

by Paul August 23, 2004

primal

1. Something proper real.

2. A bit harsh, really isn't it.

1. keeping it primal up in here, yo.

2.man, thats some primal sheeit.

by [e-mail] May 13, 2005

Prima Donna

The chief, the boss, the girl that will make you feel big about yourself. With a non-inflated ego and a spirit of a butterfly. Prima Donna is a beautiful girl with a body as amazing as Sophia Loren's. She's not a mystery and she's definitely not a procrastinator. She makes the most of every hour of her busy day. Very loving girl who should be worshiped. She's only dated a few boys but never gave her heart away. Tends to be shy and quiet around new people but crazy, chirpy and opinionated with her current friends. All the boys want Prima Donna but she's very picky. She likes Italian men with bronze skin. She makes the best girlfriend and all the boys get jealous because she spoils her boyfriend and treats him like his God. She's very understanding and she sees past your external beauty and looks deep inside for internal beauty that not many can see. She goes to church on Sundays and prays to God so he can send her a man like Antonio Banderas, but he sent her a man like no other. God created him especially for her because she believes in God and treats people with kindness. She is one of a kind, best friend and girlfriend any one can have.

Prima Donna looks beautiful in everything she wears especially bikinis.

by interpretive rapper December 30, 2017

Primaris

an international airline

I flew on Primaris Airlines last week to London and the service was great.

by mm September 4, 2003

primadonna lenny

A fairly large creature that is a result of an experimental object which is the creation of Dr. Olga and Professor Gary. The primadonna lenny loves to sing Abba, queen, and Russian folk songs. He enjoys marijuana (it repels its A.D.D. elixir). Prancing, dancing, romancing, lancing, break-dancing, belly dancing, clog dancing, and of course nude dancing. During the days of the week, the primadonna spends his time gazing at a book, whilst dreaming of a better life. The primadonna lenny fears his own lair, for his creators will beat him with a stick if he does wrong. In reality, as opposed to fantasy, he cowers in Florida, where the crocadili roam. His two younger siblings are closet homosexuals.

LET ME GET A LICK OF PRIMADONNA LENNY, TODAY.

me: oh god
you: what?
me: primadonna lenny is singing and dancing...once again.

me: who is that fairy ovar thar.
you: oh you mean primadonna lenny?!

you: primadonna sure is hyper tonight
me: no, thats his A.D.D.

you: why?
me: he ingested some marijuana earlier today

by psebriaty69.9 February 7, 2010

primal cellscream

The sound you make after your cell phone falls into the toilet.

Dropped my brand-new iPhone in the toilet yesterday. Seriously, bro, people could hear my primal cellscream for miles!

by Dictionnaire Diabolique January 23, 2017