pervertuous

adjective. the act of being perverted

he is pervertuous

by LI DIK MEEM August 10, 2009

pervert zerbert

oral sex given to a man; a blowjob

I just gave my husband a pervert zerbert.

by twist73 November 7, 2012

Preventative Shit

Dropping a load before a workout, in order to prevent it from happening during a workout. Usually preformed before leg day.

Bro 1: "Bro, are you coming? It's squat day!"

Bro 2: "Hold up, let me take a preventative shit first!"

by ieatcows77 July 8, 2014

pervertification

The art of finding sexual/kink uses for everyday objects

She's the master of pervertification - everything around her is a potential sex toy. Even the fruits and vegetables aren't safe!

by polebludger May 10, 2015

Pervertism

The act of being a pervert. (Because "pervert" is too mainstream.)

Pervertism can be present anywhere, and be done by anyone.

by notalittleGrub June 12, 2015

pervert painter

When you ejacualte in her belly button and then dip your tip in the substance and paint her with it

Im going to be a pervert painter tonight, i will use you as my canvas.

by Ticklemybutthole August 12, 2016

Pervert

Pervert is a person who only thinks and acts sexually

Gasan don't be a pervert

by Gasan haters August 9, 2017