Pooche

The noun that describes the wokest individual in existence. Has a fascination with wires and must receive daily walks and whipping sessions with the kids. Is efficient at keeping dungeons at bay. Fluent in Dungeonese.

Pooche! Come to papa and watch some Heroes.

by Rorski uni un unus May 15, 2017

Pooch

The true unsung hero, the man, the myth, the man who demands no attention when he really deserves it. Late nights washing loads on loads of laundry, to the 6am rink grind to washing dirty jocks, pooch is the real MVP and everyone needs a pooch.

Dude my jock was so smelly but my boy pooch always got me covered

by Bigpappa200000 May 18, 2017

Poochie

Another word for “Vagina”

Compound word derived from “coochie” and “pussy” so you don’t have to feel uncomfortable saying those words... plus it’s a cute word

“Her tights were pulled up so high I could see her poochie print”

by Picasso Poochie July 3, 2019

Scabby Pooch

An unatractive female

Damn! That chick at the drive-thru was the scabbiest pooch I've ever seen.

by Evil Elvis March 19, 2004

Stanker Pooch

A sad and dreary older woman that won't leave your cock alone.

"Get off my hawg you ol' Stanker Pooch!"

and " You still pumpin' that ol' Stanker Pooch for beer money?"

by Ottaway iAN January 20, 2009

scootch your pooch

when someone asks you to move your vagina over

"Scootch your pooch on over, I am getting Claustrophobic, or Ginaphobic"

by Simoneb July 3, 2007

smoochy woochy poochy

Another word for weed, Marijuana that will most likely get you beat up as a drug dealer.

Guy 1: Man you got the stuff?
Guy 2: Yeahh! I got that Smoochy Woochy Poochy man.
Guy 1: Dude wtf keep it low key.

by Unicornflufcupcakesprinklemagi November 28, 2018