Poncified

A Term derived from the word Ponce. To be fully Poncified is to stay home with your new girlfriend instead of meeting your mates in the Boozer, or of an equal crime if not worse, to stay home because your skint after you've give your bird all your money to go out with her mates on the pull. You take on the role of the female and also put on weight because you've discovered that your a good cook.

" Where the fuck is Barry? he's fuckin Poncified, he hasn't turned up to darts night three weeks running, that tart has got him were she wants him, the soft cunt. Another pint Lads? "

by John Gaskell April 8, 2004

pontiac

Poor old nigger thinks its a cadillac

Look at that black guy, he thinks he's pimpin.

by The one October 16, 2003

panzi

refer to Hazim a big fat ugly piece of fuck and he is so gay. He is a fucker or a mother fucker

hazim is a panzi a big fat pece of fuck and he is so gay adn dumb everyone watns to kick the fuckers ass.

by safwaan islam October 28, 2004

Pongi

Referring to fun and/or jovial sexual intercourse. Commonly used in the DC metropolitan area by locals.
Pronunciation: pon-gee

Honey I'm home! I had a long day, and need some pongi!

Is it pongi time?!

by Pongi April 22, 2016

PANZI

My Mother, shes a FULL on pazi, person who uses lame excuses to make you cut your hair, the same way its been for 7 years,

ive woked for 40 years, i can cut my hair! (mum)

"omg mum, your a Panzi!"

by Panzi Sufferer September 14, 2006

pontificate

slang;

it means "to take a shit"

can also mean to spew shit or to be full of shit

by ^__^ June 28, 2004

Ponis Head

a retarded punk that runs around, likes to hide in your butt and hits people in the head with a plunger.

"That kid just hit me with a plunger!!!"
"That guy must be a Ponis Head"

by Not a ponis February 5, 2009