Give That Penis a Sandwich

A universal compliment for someones character, actions, or future well being.

Ralph Garman: Isn't Bruce Willis a great actor?

Kevin Smith: Totally, give that penis a sandwich, Ralph.

by Smodcastle September 10, 2010

penis rinser

A designated person whose job it is to rinse penis. The penis rinser may be assigned to a single, or multiple penises.

Geoff: Man, I really got it all over the place with that cumfart...we’re gonna need some tissues.

Norbert: No need, my personal penis rinser will take care of our penises.

Geoff: Wow! Thanks bro!

by Hammer of Jesus April 24, 2019

pretty penis

1.a penis that is so amazing, the only word that can explain it is pretty.
2.a penis that is mouth watering.

he has a pretty penis, i could suck it all day long!

by Tha Star Diva! April 8, 2009

Penis

The male body part that Justin Bieber didn't grow.

(Boy) Mum, what's a penis? (Mum) A penis is the thing that the crap singer doesn't have it where it should be. (Boy) Where is his then? (Mum) He only has one in bed in his mouth.

by theurbandictionarylover April 26, 2015

Penis inches

A standard of measurement with no basis in reality. The phrase derives from men who exaggerate the size of their penis.

I think I can fit in that parking spot.

Seriously? What, are you measuring in penis inches?

by rickbrunernyc August 6, 2009

Penis

The wiggly part of your mfkn groin

My penis is mfkn itchy bois

by Drewdown13 November 19, 2020

sparkle penis

Edward Cullen's penis in the novel series Twilight. Since he is a vampire who sparkles, it's only logical that his penis sparkles as well.

It is assumed that because Robert Pattison is playing Cullen in the Twilight movie, he will has a sparkle penis as well.

"My, what a sparkly... sparkle penis!"

by rpattzfan91 June 27, 2008