The feeling that somehow, at all times, you are being watched and stalked by Pokemon. There is no escape now. No escape from them. I feel them behind me. Above me... Watching... Waiting... Till finally, I lose concentration and they have a chance to get me. They're coming for me. Coming for me.. AAAAAGH OH GOD THEY'RE HERE
OH GOD PLEASE HELP
OH GO- AAAAAAARGH
*gurgle gurgle*
We're coming for you next.
OH GOD PLEASE HELP
OH GO- AAAAAAARGH
*gurgle gurgle*
We're coming for you next.
by RatherEatRandy July 18, 2016
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by lilC=Devil's Angel January 28, 2009
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A Poemist is A Person who writes poems In the Famous words of my litte Princess
Poemist: writer, studier of poetry, Litriture and the creative arts
Poemist: writer, studier of poetry, Litriture and the creative arts
Dad if an archiologist digs up bones and fossils and a meteorologist studies meteors, does that make you a Poemist?
by Amber January 20, 2004
Get the Poemist mug.Pokemon is a fun and cool show.
The games are great and the graphics and fantastic.
The TCG is a game where you play your pokemon cards and trade them to other people and the designs of the cards are like wow.
The show is a bit startling because it is a bit kiddy and the emotional parts are like: please spare my darling sneasel so we can get on with our life and marry! O_O
The merchandise is like the trading card game, awsome and cool.
Apart from the show every thing is Awesome!
The games are great and the graphics and fantastic.
The TCG is a game where you play your pokemon cards and trade them to other people and the designs of the cards are like wow.
The show is a bit startling because it is a bit kiddy and the emotional parts are like: please spare my darling sneasel so we can get on with our life and marry! O_O
The merchandise is like the trading card game, awsome and cool.
Apart from the show every thing is Awesome!
RED and BLue: Not good enough but the original game~the ones who started it.2 stars
Yellow: Better but still not good enough 2stars
Gold and silver: Much improved but when can we choose a girl?2stars
Crystal:Much MUch more improved and can choose a girl now and animated pokemon Sprites,Cool! 3 stars
Ruby and saphire :Very Much improved and with contests but what happened to the animated sprites in Crystal? 2 stars
Emerald : Yay animated sprites! and battle frontier too, 5 stars!
Diamond and Pearl: like above but without battle frontier but better graphics ,wi-fi and better contests!But it does kinda suck... 4 stars!
Yellow: Better but still not good enough 2stars
Gold and silver: Much improved but when can we choose a girl?2stars
Crystal:Much MUch more improved and can choose a girl now and animated pokemon Sprites,Cool! 3 stars
Ruby and saphire :Very Much improved and with contests but what happened to the animated sprites in Crystal? 2 stars
Emerald : Yay animated sprites! and battle frontier too, 5 stars!
Diamond and Pearl: like above but without battle frontier but better graphics ,wi-fi and better contests!But it does kinda suck... 4 stars!
by Beaconetric September 25, 2007
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By: Me
Sexier than a fox,
In need of some hard cocks,
She needs to get the panties down.
She wants those nuts nice and brown.
Sure, she's a slut and a ho,
But she sure knows how to put on a show.
Her blowjobs are to die for.
She'll leave you asking for more.
Repay her with your dick so strong.
She wants it in her pussy where it belongs.
Parents aren't home and she's all alone.
Filling her house with the scent of love and cologne.
Pulling her deep into the crisp, white sheets.
Her body's a hotel with completely furnished suites.
Inside her, it's warm and wet.
Beautiful and sexy in that fishnet.
Pull off the shirt, pull off the coat.
Toss her into the sea, off the boat.
Hit her hard, hit her long.
Her screams creating a wonderful song.
Don't end or you'll regret it.
Don't leave now when it's finally getting lit.
Love her hard, love her long.
And finally say goodbye to the ding-dong.
The little slut can go back to the club.
Time to go bang another girl in the shrub.
By: Me
Sexier than a fox,
In need of some hard cocks,
She needs to get the panties down.
She wants those nuts nice and brown.
Sure, she's a slut and a ho,
But she sure knows how to put on a show.
Her blowjobs are to die for.
She'll leave you asking for more.
Repay her with your dick so strong.
She wants it in her pussy where it belongs.
Parents aren't home and she's all alone.
Filling her house with the scent of love and cologne.
Pulling her deep into the crisp, white sheets.
Her body's a hotel with completely furnished suites.
Inside her, it's warm and wet.
Beautiful and sexy in that fishnet.
Pull off the shirt, pull off the coat.
Toss her into the sea, off the boat.
Hit her hard, hit her long.
Her screams creating a wonderful song.
Don't end or you'll regret it.
Don't leave now when it's finally getting lit.
Love her hard, love her long.
And finally say goodbye to the ding-dong.
The little slut can go back to the club.
Time to go bang another girl in the shrub.
by Sexy Stripper Queen March 6, 2017
Get the sex poem mug.An event where a dozen anti-social badasses from online who get together in a sad attempt to try to be social.
Sad. Really, really, really sad.
Sad. Really, really, really sad.
Did you see those pictures from Poecon? For guys who talk a lot of shit online, they sure do look like the biggest losers in the world.
by LOL I AM USING THE INTERNETS December 26, 2004
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