plumber jack

A 5’4 horny white boy who dresses in ripped jeans and flannel shirts. He tends to spend a lot of time in relationships that are meaningless. A plumber jack’s favorite activity is going up to his girlfriends father and saying that he is the plumber his daughter ordered. He then proceeds to tell the father he needs to lay some pipes and fill some holes. The father lets him in the house without a second thought, and leads him to the bathroom. Once engaged in his pride work, a plumber jack proceeds to play fake drilling and construction noises to hide his dirtiness. When finished he snacks on mushrooms and pickles while playing Fortnite.

I heard that kid and his blonde girlfriend roll played a plumber jack.

by pppdjdjjdj January 31, 2023

band puberty

When a singer/vocalist in a band's voice changes with a new album.

The new Attack Attack song sounds like the vocalist went through band puberty!

by TheKidsArentAlright December 7, 2011

sick puberty voice

When your sick and your voice is crackled and it sounds like your a guy going through puberty.

P1: So what are you duin tonight?
P1: What are you duin?
P1: What are you up to?
P1: DAMN! I voice sounds like sick puberty voice!
Mum: Honey, dinner!
P1: Just a second

by motherwomangirlmum July 5, 2011

Butthole Plumber

One who plumbs the depths of another Man's butthole with his penis, or "plunger."

"Hey, butthole plumber!"

by Head Plumber May 23, 2013

Australian Plumber

A sexual act where 2 men get into a 69 position and blow really hard down each other's assholes.

Originates from the fact it was first performed by an Australian and an Italian.

Matt: Hey, wanna make out?
Dan: Wash your mouth first, remember we just did the Australian Plumber.

by Rich Stone August 27, 2013

but plumber

Someone who performs anal irrigation on someone or something

Hey big Joads can you inspect my pipe work? Been eating lots of just da gravy rolls and I heard your a but plumber by trade

by Whitecunt September 11, 2016

reverse puberty

when you started off looking like an adult, but you grew into a person who dresses like a 5 yr old and only 5ft tall.

Examples: Ariana Grande and Melanie Martinez

2013
Alice: Wow, look at Shelly!
Patty: Yeah, and she's only 14! Wait till she's 16.

2015
Alice: Why does Shelly look so tiny and wear onesies and cat ears?
Patty: Ooh, she's a victim of reverse puberty. Sucks to suck.

by snafu love November 21, 2016