Jake Piper's second law

Jake Piper's second law requires a bit of thinking.

Infinitely accurate time.

So time could be e^3 days, etc.

Perry: "Yo, what's the time right now?"
James: "Oh, five Pi seconds past 12."
Perry: "Wait, that's way too accurate, right?"
James: "Come on man, use Jake Piper's second law"

by unitybacon October 13, 2020

Piper

Piper is a professional complainer. She can find literally anything to complain and throw a fuss about.

“Piper complains so much.”

by eggheadsteve April 28, 2023

Piper Rockelle

A YouTuber and singer.
Songs include Tea Party and Butterflies

Piper Rockelle needs to make an album

by thecharacterwannie June 9, 2022

Will Piper

A Tavistock drug dealer that likes to pressure elderly men and sleep with underaged children

“Omg! It’s Will Piper!”

by Kebbanjie04 December 13, 2022

Piper

Piper is my BEST FRIEND EVER SHE IS SO AMAZING AND FULL OF LIFE !!!!! SHE LEGIT CARES FOR YOU EVEN IF SHE IS SAD HERSELF LIKE DIGKDKCUFJDVDH IF YOU KNOW A PIPER KEEP HER CLOSE BECAUSE SHE IS ACTUALLY THE BEST

“Wow that girl is gorgeous”
“Must be a Piper”

by Hu Tao ❤️‍🔥 September 29, 2021

piper eckart

Piper eckart is perfect in every way. She is hot as heck and has a big booty. She is cute and it will probably be hard to stay mad at her for too long because of that.

Hi my name is piper eckart

by He zgdjdbxgdh May 2, 2019

piper

piper is the type of person that is brutally honest in the best way, she will make you laugh at a moments notice, she is gorgeous and doesn’t need a boy to be happy. she is independent in the best way possible, and she is the best friend that someone could ever have.

baha i love you so much piper you make my day.

by .r.u. April 4, 2020