Breathin' Piper No Wiper

A poop log that has been launched deep into the pipe, but is so long that the other end sticks out the top of the toilet pool, as if it was breathing. Additionally, it leaves behind no residue for the pooper to wipe.

"Ma'am, I'm going to need to use your poop knife; we've got a breathin' piper no wiper situation in there."

Breathin' Piper No Wiper by thelonious3 October 20, 2019

roddy piper 

while doing your girl doggy style, wait until she reachs the big "O" and slap her in a sleeper hold ALA Roddy Piper

I gave that chick last night the old Roddy Piper

roddy piper by Hedgehawg January 23, 2004

Poon Piper 

One who pleases his girlfriend sexually, but never gets hand or blow jobs in return, also known as the lonely scuba.

Quinton: Have you gotten your nut with Sarah yet?
Nick: No, she won't return any of my favors if you catch my drift.
Quinton: Man, you're a little poon piper bitch.

Poon Piper by titansfreak12 October 11, 2012

The Piper

The Piper is a metaphorical figure, like the Grim Reaper, who represents karma, accountability, a final reckoning for one's misdeeds, in short He Who Must Be Paid. He appears on your doorstep in motley, wearing bells and a foolscap. You can run from him but you can't hide--sooner or later he will find you and make you pay for your antics.

"Joe thought he could bang that ugly girl and then slip away in the morning and never have to deal with her again. Now she's calling him ten times a day. Joe's paying the Piper."

The Piper by sparkhammer March 26, 2013

pay the piper 

To pay a price that you deem high or unfair, but failing to pay the price often results in dire consequences.

Based on the story of the Pied Piper, who removed the rats from a town, and when not paid, he took their children instead!

Don't you know the Mafia collects protection here? If you want to run a business in this town, you have to pay the piper.

pay the piper by RobbyPants June 21, 2007

Joel Piper 

The drummer/clean vocalist for the metalcore band Confide. He is extremely talented and also owns Joel Piper Recording Studios.

Check out Joel Piper rip it up on stage with Confide.

Joel Piper by ShibbyPeace June 30, 2010

Elvish Piper 

When your lover gives you a blow-job while shoving Keebler Elf Cookies into your anus, then he-she/ licks the cookie-mush from your butt hole.

Tina gave Evan the best Elvish Piper he had ever had, then vomited on his chest giving him a Cosby Sweater.

Elvish Piper by Insulin Lad June 6, 2010