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Pintado

A person who makes jokes right on the spot relevant to the conversation at hand. Able to keep morale up by putting them self's down. Typically funny but also a realist.
Pintado: Everyone is great at running, besides me. *Laughs at self*
Everyone else: *laughs along*
by YagaClan March 24, 2019
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Painted

To be extremely high on Marijuana

being painted is the art of being so high that your own house feels like a movie seen
“Dude I’m fucking painted”

Last night I was so painted”

“You look painted as fuck Hoss”
by TheVeryPeculiarManInTheHouse February 23, 2019
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painted gezabelle

a baller that happened to get jewed into getting shot out, or sacrificed himself to bunker the mofo in the snake
Mark Mingle is very rarely a painted gezabelle
by Big Ballah March 15, 2005
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Punted

If you use a pun in a clever or funny way to jibe or mock someone else.

BTW those last two tags were a load of shit, had to come up with five, so...
Alice: What does the phrase "a bit left field" mean?
Izzy: That question's a bit left field isn't it? Punted!!
by Broady68 November 2, 2012
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Pinged

The earliest stage of alcohol consumption, when one is just barely aware of the chemical's interaction with the brain, but not buzzed yet. As close to sober as possible, but not 100%. Usually occurs within the first couple drinks, but it varies from person to person.

One might think they are pinged after a few swigs of a drink, not because the alcohol is actually affecting their brain, but because they think they should be feeling something already. This is a placebo effect, and causes people to loosen up for no apparent reason and others to call them lightweights.

Pinged is often the only state where one can be confident they are below the drink-drive limit.
Bob: How much you had?
Dweezil: Just two beers, I'm still cool to drive.
Bob: You sure? You're not even buzzed yet?
Dweezil: Nah, just pinged.
by kickflipthecat June 28, 2010
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Pineda

A gay man that pretends too be straight with abnormally wide fat woman hips
Ew did you see those twins??Such pinedas.
by sydgirl123 October 1, 2015
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Pinteslut

A female that has found Pinterest for the first time & spends every moment she can viewing, pinning & repinning. Often without regard to her other obligations, responsibilities or relationships.
I've tried to get Susie to go with us to the concert, but she will not stop surfing on Pinterest.
I know. She's a Pinteslut.
by Big daddy long stroke February 2, 2013
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