Pineapple

An incredibly delicious and sweet fruit which may be used as an underwater residence for sponges but is most popularly used as a sweetening agent for the male ejaculation.

Dude 1: <Looking sad>
Dude 2: What happened Dude 1?
Dude 1: You're my best friend Dude 2, you've gotta help me out here. My girlfriend refuses to give me a bj, because my cum is too salty.
Dude 2: You've come to the right guy. The answer is - Pineapples.

Next day-

Dude 1: You asshole! You told me to use pineapples to get my girlfriend to give me a bj. She's in the goddamn ER now!
Dude 2: What?!
Dude 1: I smashed the pineapple on her head so she would give me a freakin' bj, but she landed up in the hospital!
Dude 2: You mother fucking waste of oxygen, you had to EAT the fucking pineapple to make your cum sweet! You're a bloody moron!
Dude 1: Ohhhh... My bad

by DoraTheExplosive August 15, 2012

pinetree

A renewable resource and fodder for the pulpwood industry.

A pinetree falling on a mobile home is a thing of beauty.

by Bearinwoods, P.E. July 15, 2003

Pinardville

An area of Goffstwon, NH that consists of a Cumberland Farms, a McDonalds, a Hannafords, a Pizza Market, a Dunkin' Donuts, about 4 auto shops, a dance studio, 2 Chinese restaurants, 3 Tanning Salons, and a college.
"In 1906 Edmond Pinard, a grocer by trade submitted a plan to develop his real-estate holdings
on the Manchester, Goffstown town line. This area known at the time as Pinards Ville has grown substantially since then." this is from www.gotopinardville.com, an actual website for people that want to visit Pinardville I guess, if those people exist.

Not too much is known about Pinardville cuz really it sucks.

Have you ever heard of Pinardville ?

No

Don't feel bad, no one has.

by G-TownSucksBroFoReal December 13, 2010

pineapple booty

an awkward shaped ass

Heather has a pineapple booty

by hlaw June 13, 2012

pineapple upside down pedro

69'ing and your girl takes a fat shit in your mouth.

my girl pulled a pineapple upside down pedro on me last night

by josh February 9, 2005

pinea

pinea is the plural of penis.
it is also phoebe's nickname!

oi pinea, come look at all these pinea!

by piss bum April 9, 2005

rave pineapple

A new drug noted as combining the empathogenic qualities of crystal meth with the stimulant features of ketamine. Rave Pineapples have become popular with bridge and tunnel kids all over the North Eastern USA, and Upper Hutt. The drug is produced in clan labs by a somewhat hazardous process including the reduction of fake V1agr4 (mostly obtained from spamvertised websites) with lithium from mobile phone batteries.

Kevin got like, totally munted on Rave Pineapples and tried to gnaw the gas attendents arms off.

by Rich d'Rich May 1, 2008