Whiskey Pilot

When you aren’t sure what you have to go to the bathroom for, but you know you have to go.

I honestly might have to make this trip a Whiskey Pilot because I don’t really know if I have to do a #1 or #2 or maybe even a #3.

by 20Jawless July 13, 2021

Being The Pilot

Another form/verbiage of DD or Designated Driver. Often heard around airline crews.

I'm so drunk. Thankfully Jack is being the pilot tonight gentlemen.

by TheDirtyGoatee February 14, 2013

The co-pilot

Whilst driving, the driver leans over and gives the passenger "road head" and then the passenger then steers the vehicle.

The other day my girl and I were driving across town and I asked her if I could get the co-pilot and I almost crashed when I came in her eye

by PIRATE July 19, 2016

Frisco Fighter Pilot

One male lover is lying on his back while the other Male lover sits down on his erect penis facing away from the ship. The guy on the bottom is providing turbulance but cradles him with his legs providing him with a cockpit. While holding on for fear life the guy on top grabs his own erect penis with two hands and proceeds to "fly the jet" .

The Jet lays down and yells "Ben jump on the cockpit. I will provide the turbulance and you navigate ". The Frisco Fighter Pilot climbs into the cockpit and proceeds to astro glide.

by TrevBaker September 21, 2018

auto pilot

when someone is preoccupied with the things that they are doing that they will obey any given order

During hari raya my aunt shake hands with her son when she is about to leave not realising she dont have to. She's on auto pilot.

by hsgayt September 5, 2011

auto pilot

The moment where your body takes over during sexual intercourse and you cannot stop thrusting.

I was banging some sloot last night without a condom. I wanted to pull out but I was on auto pilot... I hope I'm having a boy.

by Sam the gayboy Mahags March 13, 2011

Pilot

An underpaid, underappreciated, and overconfident individual who has the inability to spell and write proficiently. Any person (regardless of intelligence level) can be a pilot, as long as he/she possesses good memorization skills and good hand-eye coordination. Individual spends thousands of dollars on flight training and university costs to achieve the life of: airline bankruptcies and furloughs, pay reductions, the potential loss of their medical certificates leading to the loss of a job/financial income, significant debt, lack of employment, and consistent scrutiny from the media and comedy figures. Usually retires overweight and dies early. Also see: Embry-Riddle Aeronautical University and Riddle Vision.

"Hey baby, I'm a pilot... wanna make out?"

by Flight Team [mofo] December 27, 2004