PILAV

mentally handicapped youtuber who is also gay

You know that YouTuber PILAV?
Yeah, he well gay.

by Pilavisgay June 28, 2017

Pilfbnd

Stands for person I'd like to fuck but not date

Wow that chick is a total pilfbnd.

by White sprinkles August 30, 2017

PILF

Potato I'd like (to) fuck

Hot chick: ugh I look like a potato
Random guy: a PILF

by TeenagerAnonymous October 8, 2017

pilazi

A militant or fascistic advocate for the system of exercise known as Pilates.

Brenda, a total Pilazi, could not stop demanding we attend her Wednesday class.

by Sidiferu January 8, 2018

Pilate Aluminum

'Advanced level' Pilates perspiration:
When you sweat so profusely in a Pilates class you shine like Aluminum (given the proper lighting of course).

Aka: PilateMack <- (reference to Alex Mack: the silver puddle product of Nickelodeon)

"Girl did you see {insert white girl name here} in class today? She was "Pilate Aluminum"

by Breezy2748 January 12, 2018

Pillfart

A noxious cloud of gas expelled from the anus the morning after a mad night out on Purple Hearts.

Doobs, that pillfart was toxic. Get out.

by Giant Oscar January 20, 2018

Plaffing

The art of plaffing is to pay one's rear in order to show appreciation at the TV.
Groups of around fifty may gather to perform this traditional British act.

Example: "Me, Dave and his Christian hockey team were plaffing at England's win last night till our neighbors thought they were being attacked by a helicopter.

by Unemployment May 21, 2018