dog perch

a beer belly

Have you seen the size of that bloke's dog perch?

by Boothenangel September 27, 2003

Chat Perch

A cyber-high-horse where one can boast, prance, or pontificate in a chat room environment.

Man I am really getting tired of Dan strutting around in here, I have half a mind to knock him off his chat perch!

by rogerhamilton September 10, 2009

Evan Perham

A name often used for babies who look like they might be strong when fully grown. A name people call each other when teasingly referring to bad eating behaviors and sensitiveness.

Geez, {dad} you don't want to start acting like an evan perham?

by realgod22 January 16, 2018

Merch Perch

A term to describe an erection caused by amazing product merchandising.

Did you see that product display?!

Got a full Merch Perch right now

by super_rad February 23, 2023

perching

The act of placing your bare junk (usually male) onto the person sitting directly in front of you during class in the fashion a bird would perch onto a tree branch.

Guy 1: Yo dude, today I just lost it and started perching up on this d-bag who had been annoying me all semester.

Guy 2: Gross man.

by mmalone July 13, 2009

Parth

hinata is love

i love hinata Parth

by Pogthhh November 16, 2021

perch

alternate way to describe giving someone the middle finger.

"you want a perch? there! ya perched!!" (giving middle finger)

by the butcher September 30, 2006