Would you like to eat my candy paws?

What the Smile Dip Dog on Gravity Falls says you can say it when someone grinds your gears.

Do you love me? WOULD YOU LIKE TO EAT MY CANDY PAWS?!!!!!

by J Slasher March 15, 2016

Mud Paw

Licking poop off of someone's foot. After they have stepped in their and/or your poop.

Hey baby, you Wanna Mud Paw after dinner for some seconds.

by BroBroBoi June 02, 2021

Swamp Paw

The mucky condition of your dog's paws after a romp outside during foul weather.

Awe man, my shirt just got trashed by Rover's swamp paw.

by Bernissimo February 04, 2010

Paw Print

When a dirty-ass female is on her period, whilst in a hurry, and she leaves a perfectly visible, easily distinguished bloody pussy print on the toilet seat. sometimes theres another full one or half pressings that accompany the first - hence making it look like a small series of paw prints on the toilet seat... that the dirtyy-ass female doesnt even bother cleaning up and is long gone by the time the trail is discovered. This particular genus of female carves a path of filth throughout Tujunga, Sunland, Sylmar, and Sun Valley or the greater San Fernando area

Which one of you nasty ass females left some dirty fuckin bloody paw prints on the toilet seat just now? unfuckinbelievable!

by RussianRabies February 26, 2023

paw patrol testicle transplant

paw patrol testicle transplant is a medical operation to remove your testicles and replace them with small paw patrol figures. You might choose to do this if you regularly use the Slovakian traffic cone method.

paw patrol testicle transplant Has proven to boost fent intake threshold, as well as penis erection size.

It might also make any splashpad you come in contact with squirt double the distance!

Hey Jeff! have you gotten the paw patrol testicle transplant yet?

Jeff: no, unfortunately I don't have testicles due to gang affiliated activates in which a stray bullet exploded my testicles.

by The only skibidi goat January 26, 2025

monkey paw

The struggle of someone with small hand trying to grasp a big item

I totally had to monkey paw the big phone

by Royroy February 18, 2015

bloody war paw

After fisting and your hand is covered with blood and you slap a women on her chest or stomach creating a native "red war paw" print.

Wow mom! Looks like dads sending into battle after that bloody war paw! Weird! Why are you naked at bfast anyway!

by Halfface November 12, 2015