.9.you may feel the impetus to use past experiences to make strong key decisions. work wise, leadership qualities will be pretty shinelyu.9.

.9.you may feel the impetus to use past experiences to make strong key decisions. work wise, leadership qualities will be pretty shinelyu.9.

.9.you may feel the impetus to use past experiences to make strong key decisions. work wise, leadership qualities will be pretty shinelyu.9.

by Adujasty343 August 26, 2025

<.7.9.7.6.>a change of direction is a must this year as you have reached the end of your current journey and need a new challenge. Make a break with the past and make it one that cannot be reversed. Move forward fast and don’t look back.<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>a change of direction is a must this year as you have reached the end of your current journey and need a new challenge. Make a break with the past and make it one that cannot be reversed. Move forward fast and don’t look back.<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>a change of direction is a must this year as you have reached the end of your current journey and need a new challenge. Make a break with the past and make it one that cannot be reversed. Move forward fast and don’t look back.<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 9, 2025

<.7.9.7.6.>African = Chokes A Rival In Lieu Of Caucasian Heritage, Caucasian = Pulls Hair From A Female Past Suitor To Out Act Hispanics, Hispanic = Trips Mother To Avoid The Frantic Nature Of Africans<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>African = Chokes A Rival In Lieu Of Caucasian Heritage, Caucasian = Pulls Hair From A Female Past Suitor To Out Act Hispanics, Hispanic = Trips Mother To Avoid The Frantic Nature Of Africans<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>African = Chokes A Rival In Lieu Of Caucasian Heritage, Caucasian = Pulls Hair From A Female Past Suitor To Out Act Hispanics, Hispanic = Trips Mother To Avoid The Frantic Nature Of Africans<.7.9.7.6.>

by 456AtabavA343 June 6, 2025

Sculpting Paste

Also known as "Flexible Paste", it is something you put in your hair to get that lift a.k.a. them waves. Mainly used by Justin Bieber wannabees.

It is also part of one's daily beauty routine: Nails. Makeup. Sculpting paste. In that order.

*Chief walks in room*

Chief: "Ayo you all natural today?!"
Me: "Nah G I got my sculpting paste on."
Chief: "Ayyyyyyy, do the hair flip!"
Me: *does hair flip*
Me and Chief: "Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!"

by Lead Bud 123 May 10, 2021

The Great American Pastime

The Great American Pastime — Formerly Baseball — but now Gun violence must be Great American Pastime because it’s played almost daily, and especially on weekends — adding a new shade of meaning to the term “weekend warrior”. It is not limited by seasons like baseball, soccer, hockey, football, basketball, or lacrosse; and is one ot the only pastimes that can be easily played year round!

Even children can play; it can be played anywhere; and there are no difficult rules to learn. No other country in the world plays this game as good as Americans! And we love this pastime so much that it has spontaneously erupted in grocery stores, places of worship, homes, and schools. In fact so little equipment is required for this pastime that it is no exaggeration to say that you never know when people are going to start playing. No body actually yells “SLAP LEATHER” like in the movies.

And you can only lose this game once.

Lock an load America; and, let’s all play!

Gun violence must be The Great American Pastime because it’s played almost daily, and especially on weekends — adding a new shade of meaning to the term “weekend warrior”. Even children can play; it can be played anywhere; and there are no difficult to learn rules. No other country in the world plays this game as good as Americans!

by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 1, 2023

thick and pasty twenty-wiper

When you take a massive dump that makes you wipe your ass so many times you end up using half a roll of toilet paper

Friend: Damn! You were in the john forever.

Me: Dude, it turned into be a thick and pasty twenty-wiper.

by Mr70Homers October 2, 2021

Pastor McMurtry

Tommy McMurtry (Who may or may not be associated with Pumpkins, Pumpkin Bread or Pumpkin Eater - who ALSO may or may not enjoy being Pumpkin MilkShaked, and who has been rumored to be Pumpkin Positive) is a pastor for Liberty Baptist Church, a traditional Baptist Church located in Rock Falls, Illinois; which holds deeply homophobic and bigoted ideals. Whether or not Tommy McMurtry IS sexually attracted to pumpkins is unknown, but it is highly speculated.

Jim - “Pastor Tommy McMurtry? I heard that guy is sexually attracted to pumpkins.”
Basir - “I’ve heard that too, but we just don’t know.”

Jackie - “Pastor McMurtry? Never heard of him.”
Damien - “That’s the pastor of Liberty Baptist Church. It’s never been confirmed, but I heard from a friend that he has a kink for pumpkins. I don’t normally kinkshame, but he advocates for violence and capital punishment against GSRM (LGBT) people, so I think in this case it’s excusable.

by pumpkin daddy / warealpha June 1, 2019