palmer

Another term for a 'hand job'.

So I was getting a palmer the other night from this chick I know, and her dad walked in...

by Josh Fuller October 10, 2006

smush parker

A scrub basketball player on the L.A. Lakers

"Man did you see the Lakers game last nite?"

"Yea Smush Parker sucks!"

by illest_negro April 27, 2006

Parker Pants

A term for having no pants on.
Completely naked below the waist.

Sarah came out of the shower and had her shirt on already but was still in her parker pants.

by Parker Pants February 16, 2008

Parker

Sexy beast with long flippy hair, he's really hot and has a big dick too.

Guy 1: parker just showed me his dick
Guy 2: that's kinda gay

Parker: (nude) what?
Guy 2: wow!!!

by tredd123456789 November 28, 2013

Peter parker

Dust

Peter Parker = dust

by Bucky barns July 3, 2018

pammered

To get ridiculously drunk, often to the point of throwing up on an individual you will later make out with.

Nina: Oh man, I was so drunk last night. I threw up on Tim and ended up making out with him.
Awel: I know, you were so pammered last night!

by pnurse March 8, 2009

Parker Diet

Receiving oral sex while eating fried chicken, usually in the back seat of a taxi cab; named after the famous jazz musician Charlie Parker.

Clark had a food fetish, so he asked Beth if he could go on a Parker Diet

by joemcjoey April 17, 2011