palinize

Spinning any criticism of oneself into persecution.

Rather than accept responsibility for her bad behavior, Sarah would always palinize the situation and portray herself as being a victim of people who didn't like her.

by stoptheplanet February 20, 2011

parsnip

a gendernuetral term for aunt or uncle

"hi dad! when are we going to visit parsnip alex?" "we'll visit them this weekend, son"

"dad? what gender is parsnip alex?" "they're a cacti sweetie"

by a genderless bumblebee November 11, 2020

Dan the panini man

THE MAN
THE MYTH
THE LEGEND

Dan the panini man sells paper towels now
so now he is Dan the paper towel man
and for every paper towel purchase
you get a free panini

by ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)not someone you kno August 8, 2020

painis

The cross between A pain in the ass and A penis.

Derrick is a royal painis.

by Teddi Veatch July 12, 2004

pajinis

a mutation of a penis and a vajina.

dude, did you see that awsome pajinis over there, that really turned me on.

by HoHo HO May 31, 2009

Palinize

Adjective. 1. To render someone or something utterly useless. 2. To commit an act that has a complete disregard for logic. 3. The act of becoming dumb or dumber, or a complete moron.

Man, I can't believe that guy doesn't wear seat belts. He’s going to get into an accident and become permanently palinized.

It's quite palinistic to still believe that the sun orbits the earth.

by alien2069 February 26, 2011

Parisite

A parisite is what Shane Dawson’s charechtor Paris Hilton often calls the veiwers of her vlogs. Not to be confused with “parasite” meaning an organism which feeds off of a host.

Paris: Alright my little Parisites, Its time for me to go.

by jjiscoolerthanyou July 13, 2011