Ghost packet

Food packaging that appears to be full. once grabbed it is revealed to the very dissapointed grabber that it is actually empty and merely adopting the shape of a full packet.

Commonly occurs with chip packets and cereal boxes.

1. We could not make nachos because Jermaine didn't buy any chips. He said he saw a whole packet in the pantry but it turned out to be a ghost packet.

2. Andrew: Hey man, can i have a chip?
Matt: sure man, have the rest...
A: Oi! This is a freakin' ghost packet!
M: haha yeah, now throw it in the bin you touched it last
A: Why i oughta...!

by allkindsofsickaye March 21, 2009

Jizz Packet

A term used to describe a rather 'slutty' woman. A jizz packet generally means the female in question has been around the block a few too many times.

Man: Oh, wow, she is HOT!

Woman: You don't want to hit that. She is a total jizz packet.

by Grand Kylmax June 10, 2010

Crisp packets

Ejaculating into salty crisp packets as an alternative to the female form

The back of Andy's Tesla is full of crisp packets - and they're all stuck together.....looks like he's been using the crisp packets again!

by Lexicostatistical March 10, 2021

packeting

owning nOObs

by pat_ February 22, 2003

ginge pake

A ginger paki. a pakistani person that has ginger hair

AHAHAHA what the fuck, a ginge pake!!!!!!!

by Jason Mc N February 24, 2008

Pakee

Pah-Kee noun. sing. or plur, verb, adverb, pr. participle, adj, prop- A gesture of intense meaning (one that often involves one slapping hir or her hands together in conjuntionwith the pronouncing of the word): typically, to specify violence or love. To, slap, hit, beat, hurt, abuse, afflickt, belt, blemish, lash, pinch, pummel, fornicate with, copulate with, lay, mate, procreate with: or to show excitement, displeasure, activity, elation, emotion, feeling, disturbance, confusion, hysteria, impulse, intoxication, melodrama, stimulation, movement, passion, rage, or titillation.

"Dude, we're going out tonight to get drunk and shit!"

"PAKEE, DUDE"

by koolkidz on tha block October 18, 2008

Paletic

Extremely drunk, probably derived from paralytic.

You going out on Saturday?
Yeah you'll probably see me paletic somewhere.

by --------------------------ud January 18, 2009