Black Ops Ping

The slow reaction time exhibited by someone playing Call of Duty: Black Ops.

Boyfriend and girlfriend on phone.
Girlfriend: "Babe I love you so much. I really want to give you a BJ right now."
Boyfriend: Silence......
Girlfriend: "Babe."
Boyfriend: "Uh... what?"
Girlfriend: "Are you playing Black Ops?"
Boyfriend: Silence...
Girlfriend: "Babe! Are you playing Black Ops?"
Boyfriend: "Uh... what?"
Girlfriend: "Are you playing Black Ops?"
Boyfriend: "Uh... ya."
Girlfriend: "I knew it. You totally have Black Ops Ping right now."

by Keyarsten April 13, 2011

A ching chong ling ping pong

Random ass video

Only use this when you have an asian friend

“Your mom just texted you”
“What did she say”
“A ching chong ling ping pong”
“Very funny kyle, WHAT THE HELL?”

by Kyle from that random video May 10, 2022

strip ping pong

An otherwise normal game of ping pong, except that everytime one looses a rally, the individual must remove an item of clothing whether it be an entire sweater or a small sock.
It is up to the players to determine whether jewelry counts.

Me: Ey you there! I say you there! Care to play a game of strip ping pong?
Person: i dont know you.
Me: you will soon.
Person: sure, what the hell, ive been on a dry streak for 3 years, maybe this is a chance to get laid.

by neshypoo December 30, 2004

ping pong

another word for table tennis

Ping pong, or table tennis, is a game for two to four people played on a table with a ball and small paddles.

by Aquarian129 April 12, 2007

ping pong pussy

A term used by Adam Siska during his Gangsta Rappa statement, spectated to mean quick, fast, promiscuous sex.

"I get alot of ping pong pussy here and there."

by Satan Mcyumyums August 30, 2006

Pringles can

1.(n) A large penis, approximately the size of a pringles can. (Origin): It was rumored that former Chicago Bears running back Curtis Enis had a penis that would fill a pringles can when erect.

2.(a) The act of having sex with (1)

3.(n) A long cylindrical can used to contain a popular make of potato chips

(1) Shit nigga, you never said you had a pringles can. I better use lots of KY.

(2) Damn bitch, you makin' me so horny I just want to pringles can yo' ass.

(3) Yo holmes, pass over that pringles can.

by OrangeFever March 16, 2004

Ping Pong Palsy

While Palsy is a medical condition leading to unintended movement, Ping Pong Palsy is the embarrassing act of trying to pick up a a ping pong ball and being unable to do so. Causes you to look stupid and usually means your opponent scored. Symptoms worsen with alcohol consumption.

Seth: "Man, Dan is slaughtering James in ping pong."

Andy: "Yeah, and he's been chasing that ball around the floor for an hour. What's wrong with him?"

Seth: "He has a bad case of ping pong palsy. Poor guy."

by Flyn Hawaiin February 27, 2010