Pro Status

1. n. The ability of someone to completely pwn his particular job.

2. n. To be so professionally capable at one's particular skill as to make the attempts of others to imitate you make them appear as retarded, thumbless, knucle-dragging apes.

Since Miguel is Pro Status he can take his wife's phone call while recieving head from his whore!

by AthiesticDiety April 20, 2009

FileMaker Pro

One of the most frustrating relational database applications ever produced for human use.

I guess filemaker doesn't deserve the word "sucks". Almost everything that sucks would reject to putting FileMaker in its category. FileMaker Pro passed this level a long ago and now it should make a new word for this level of irreliability and inconsistence. From now on when I hate something so much I won't say it sucks but I would say it's so close to FileMaker.

by Database Libertarian October 18, 2012

pro-boner

When a prostitute gives their service for free.

If you're hot enough, maybe that prostitute will give it to you pro-boner.

by Bobojoe December 17, 2010

Sall Pro

This is a verb used to define the act of perfect internet justice. It is the act of getting pissed off at someone over the internet, then finding them and scaring the crap out of them.

Sometimes you just wish you could Sall Pro that dude.

by Ahufgdkjn April 03, 2008

pro-ho

Uneducated, middle American bimbo who has sexual relations with pro snowboarders and/or skaters in order to feel cooler than all her friends.

PH: So are you like a snowboarder?
Pro: ya
PH: Cool, are you a professional?

Pro: ya
PH: Well maybe you can teach me how to ride that board.
Pro: You wanna go to my hotel?
PH: Sure!
Pro to Friend: Yo tell my girlfriend I gotta take care of some buisness, I'll be back in an hour.

PH to her Friend: OMFG!! see you tomorrow. I'll probably be spending the night in Tahoe Donner.

pro-ho

by coronaextra July 31, 2009

Pro-procrastinator

A person that never lets you get any work done and gets you constantly off topic.

Steve: How did your project with Brad go?
Tim: Terrible, he's a total Pro-procrastinator, I'm gonna have to do it all by myself tonight.

by Oldspice1234 March 06, 2010

so pro

A term often used to sarcastically describe one's own skill at a game. Also used to make fun of someone else if they are poorly performing in a round.

EX. 1
*Poddo suicides*
Matty: "HAHA, wtf?"
Poddo: "Ha. I'm so pro."

EX. 2
*Poddo takes a shot and misses*
Matty: "OMG, that shot was pro. So pro."
Poddo: "shut up"

by DarkJedi375 February 10, 2007