Pretentighteous

A person who pretends to be more righteous than they are to preach, but doesn't walk the righteous life they preach, and usually won't walk much else of what they preach.

Helen the princess is what they call pretentighteous.

by Solid Mantis October 6, 2017

aftersplash prevention

creating a structure made of toilet paper to avoid the aftersplash sensation. The toilet paper is placed under the dump approximately 1-3 seconds before landing for maximum results.

Levit, who's smarter than Diem, studies aftersplash prevention and has developed a structure which helps to avoid aftersplash time and time again.

by MR123 October 5, 2006

preset bunny

A synthesizer player who uses only preset sounds/patches rather than experimenting with and/or developing his or her own patches.

Opposite of tweaker.

John got a DX7, but he only uses the preset sounds. He's a preset bunny.

by Ramsioso June 24, 2006

Pretent

pretent is a prewoody pre tent < before the woody starts>

Before the penis gets hard. "pretent" Before pitching a tent.

by CheekyGurl September 25, 2010

Pretentious

1. full of pretense or pretension.
2. characterized by assumption of dignity or importance.
3. making an exaggerated outward show; ostentatious.
4. any person who smokes a pipe while sitting in a big leather chair while wearing a fine sweater-vest in his study which is filled with leather-bound books and smells of rich mahogany.

That pretentious band called Radiohead enjoy smoking pipes while sitting in big leather chairs while wearing fine sweater-vests in their studies which is filled with leather-bound books and smells of rich mahogany.

by gatchabich November 5, 2010

pretent

(pronounced pretench) one syl/abrev lang for pretentious. the act of saying the word gives a pretentious air therefore making the use of it even more hilarious

Ew, that girl is so pretent.

by maf1 April 8, 2006

pretentious

Being a stuck up tool.

Sarah is so pretentious because she only eats Boar's Head deli meat.

by HAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!! July 13, 2012