Basically, someone who has never surfed and probably lives in the middle of a landlocked state, but sees it on TV and immediately goes to Hollister (or if its really bad, Aeropostale,) buys an entire new wardrobe, wears thong sandals everywhere (even in the middle of winter), and thinks that they belong on a beach somewhere in Cali. Comes in various degrees of poser-ness, all of which share the common trend of wearing clothes that they thing real surfers would wear, and probably the woven hemp-like chokers that you can buy for like 99 cents in every convenience store across the country. Ultimately, its someone trying to fit a stereotype invented by surfer wannabes just like them.
If you: Can't swim
Have never even been to the ocean
Are over 12 and still think think "boogie
boarding" is cool
Still swim with your parents when you do go to the
ocean
Wear a speedo
Buy your "boardshorts" at (Insert Dept. Store of
your choice)
...and have ever bought anything at Hollister, you are a surfer poser.
Have never even been to the ocean
Are over 12 and still think think "boogie
boarding" is cool
Still swim with your parents when you do go to the
ocean
Wear a speedo
Buy your "boardshorts" at (Insert Dept. Store of
your choice)
...and have ever bought anything at Hollister, you are a surfer poser.
by Brian Murtha May 26, 2006
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someone who trys to fit into the emo stereotype because its the new thing
they think their life sucks and cut their wrists for attention
listen to music such as taking back sunday, fallout boy, hawthorne heights and of course panic!at the disco and simple plan which they think are emo
generally girls ages 11-14 who have a myspace and write blogs about what happened the other day when someone called them names and pretend their life is horrible
they are a disgrace to emo and have no idea what real emo is
someone who trys to fit into the emo stereotype because its the new thing
they think their life sucks and cut their wrists for attention
listen to music such as taking back sunday, fallout boy, hawthorne heights and of course panic!at the disco and simple plan which they think are emo
generally girls ages 11-14 who have a myspace and write blogs about what happened the other day when someone called them names and pretend their life is horrible
they are a disgrace to emo and have no idea what real emo is
by burgerking2 September 4, 2006
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A computer program for creating 3D, humanoid models/animations. "Poser" should not be confused with "poseur", they are completely different words and if anyone tells you otherwise they are a poseur.
A poser is also "a question or problem that is puzzling or confusing".
A poser is also "a question or problem that is puzzling or confusing".
Person A: So did you download Poser yet?
Person B: No way man, Poser sucks! I use 3ds Max.
Person A: Man wtf?! Are you some kind of poseur or something?
Person B: I don't know. That's quite a poser isn't it?
Person A: No! It's not! You're an idiot!
Person B: No way man, Poser sucks! I use 3ds Max.
Person A: Man wtf?! Are you some kind of poseur or something?
Person B: I don't know. That's quite a poser isn't it?
Person A: No! It's not! You're an idiot!
by beatMaster-E September 16, 2008
Get the poser mug.Someone who tries very hard to be something they're not but never succeeds.
A poser trying to be a "goth" will wear jeans and a band t-shirt. The band being a band they've only heard one song by.
I used to be a poser, then I saw sense. I'm just myself now. My own Style. Simply just, me.
A poser trying to be a "goth" will wear jeans and a band t-shirt. The band being a band they've only heard one song by.
I used to be a poser, then I saw sense. I'm just myself now. My own Style. Simply just, me.
Sindy - "OMGZZZZ CHECK MY SLIPKNOT T-SHIRT OUT!! I LOVE IT! N SLIPKNOT, THEY'RE THE BEST BAND EVER!"
Lucy - "Umm... what songs you heard then?"
Sindy - "Can't remember the names! *awkward laugh*"
Lucy - "Yeah..."
But posers are often mistaked as actual goths by chavs (townies, scallies). But chavs are stupid and blind.
Lucy - "Umm... what songs you heard then?"
Sindy - "Can't remember the names! *awkward laugh*"
Lucy - "Yeah..."
But posers are often mistaked as actual goths by chavs (townies, scallies). But chavs are stupid and blind.
by Kits September 14, 2005
Get the poser mug.A person who just because made friends with someone who say they are "straight edge" Has now just suddenly turn/became straight edge. When he/she drinks,has sex all the time,does drugs,or cuts themself. And if their friend stops being straight edge they will too.
strait edge poser:" This guy really likes me because he knows that I'm straight edge"
non straight edge person: "What do you mean, you have cuts all over your body and you got totally wasted last night."
straight edge poser: "Shut up! *takes ecstacy pills*
non straight edge person: "What do you mean, you have cuts all over your body and you got totally wasted last night."
straight edge poser: "Shut up! *takes ecstacy pills*
by lolitakisses September 25, 2006
Get the straight edge poser mug.Someone who tries way too hard to be something they're not, and at the same time, fails while doing it. : Which is fun to laugh at.
How Can You Tell Who's a Poser?
Posers usually attempt to listen to whatever-subculture-they-try-to-be's type of music. But usually end up listening to sell outs or poser BANDS. They also buy things people will think are {LABEL}, so people will say, "OMG UR SO {LABEL}!" to them, mainly for attention. They also try to do EVERY EXACT THING one specific label does. ex. Emo - Cut/ Prep - Wear a lot of pink, hate other cliques
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These people will also SAY they do these things for... ATTENTION. Most often dress for attention as well.
A very popular label that has many types of posers, is emo. Mainly because of the whole Black Parade Scene. {Dont get me wrong, I love My Chemical Romance} And many think it shows they're cool, or want to look like a "non-conformist". Many can be found on {VampireFreaks.com
Long story short is that posers are sorry excuses for everything. And many just want to look different. Labels are gay things that take people's originality away. There's no use for them, AND PEOPLE HAVE TO LEARN TO BE THEMSELVES.
Posers usually attempt to listen to whatever-subculture-they-try-to-be's type of music. But usually end up listening to sell outs or poser BANDS. They also buy things people will think are {LABEL}, so people will say, "OMG UR SO {LABEL}!" to them, mainly for attention. They also try to do EVERY EXACT THING one specific label does. ex. Emo - Cut/ Prep - Wear a lot of pink, hate other cliques
--
These people will also SAY they do these things for... ATTENTION. Most often dress for attention as well.
A very popular label that has many types of posers, is emo. Mainly because of the whole Black Parade Scene. {Dont get me wrong, I love My Chemical Romance} And many think it shows they're cool, or want to look like a "non-conformist". Many can be found on {VampireFreaks.com
Long story short is that posers are sorry excuses for everything. And many just want to look different. Labels are gay things that take people's originality away. There's no use for them, AND PEOPLE HAVE TO LEARN TO BE THEMSELVES.
by KiraKira August 11, 2008
Get the Poser mug.Someone who is too much of a loser to be a loser so he has to pretend hto be a loser. Acutally spelt Goth Poseur
"I weaar all black and worship Satan! Fear me because I listen to Marilyn Manson and that makes me hardcore. I'm going to sit in a dark corner and cry about how bad my life is even though my daddy is rich because I'm hardcore."
by Real Gangsta in da House August 4, 2005
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