Self-pity

Pity for oneself; especially exaggerated or self-indulgent pity where you believe that you are the victim who has done no wrong and is deserving of condolence from everyone.

"Self-pity is easily the most destructive of the non-pharmaceutical narcotics; it is addictive, gives momentary pleasure and separates the victim from reality"

For a prime example of self-pity, see Nice Guy.

by OneBadAsp November 3, 2006

hello pity

A vicious and unappealing person who attempts to front as a cute little victim. See banrai, barnai

My comment only said "Hi," but Hello Pity reported me for harrassment.

by Tyrian March 16, 2005

slut pity

This is the ambivalent cousin of slut shaming. Slut pitying occurs when people assume that a slut is only a slut because of insecurity, conforming to sexist standards, daddy issues, and the like. Slut pity assumes that a slut isn't a slut out of personal choice, personal discovery, or self-empowerment. Slut pity is generally a knee-jerk reaction and often comes from good intentions, though sometimes not.

Person 1: Trisha sleeps around a lot, she must be insecure.

Person 2: That's slut pity, which is quite judgmental. Maybe she just likes having a good time and is totally fine with herself.

by shannaro-bumblebee April 25, 2017

I pity the fool

1) phrase that you insert, along with the word "who", before an action that someone had better not do if they don't want their ass kicked.

2) A sentence that you say right after someone else says they're going to do something you know aint gonna happen.

1) I pity the fool who eats the last cookie.

2) Some dude: Hey I'm just gonna eat this cookie here...

Me: I pity the fool.

by Dragon Ninja December 20, 2008

Sine Yo Pity On The Runny Kine

Originating in the film "Pooty Tang", This phrase has no actual definition, just like everything else that Pooty says. He's just too cool for words.

Sine Yo Pity On The Runny Kine!

by Funky T. Garfunkel December 5, 2003

Mosh Pity

The feeling you have for an unsuccessful Metal Musician whom has clung to Metal, Oversized Concert Shirts and Long Hair after age 30 and has grown fatter and more sad with each passing year.

"Wow, Me and the one other guy at this show have some serious Mosh Pity for that guitarist hiding the beachball under his NAPALM DEATH shirt."

by rusty nailder April 21, 2010

i pity the fool!

Mr. T's Catchphrase. Very popular in the 1980's!

I pity the fool that messes with my van!

by EgillAnd May 13, 2005