package bump

When you see a homie that you have not seen in awhile and you go in for pseudo hug, but one of you shifts your footing and you accidently bump your hang downs.

John sees mike..
john: hey bro
mike: sup fool!
(dudes go in for a bro hug)
Mike: damn bro, you just lost your footing and package bumped me!
john: my bad, son

by dmoney1979 September 4, 2013

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package jacker

A man who excessively masturbates, to the point where his penis has grown in length exponentially, due to the number of times he has jacked off.

"Wow, you're cock is so big! You must be a package jacker!"

by RobloxPu55yEater May 29, 2018

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When a student who is away from home sends a care package to their mother/father/family instead of the original method of the mother/father/family sending one to them. It is usually full of goodies and/or souvenirs letting your family know that you are in fact fine and dandy whilst being away.

Andrea: I just sent my mom a reverse care package.
Mark: What was in it?
Andrea: Some candy, keychains, and a photo of me in my new apartment.
Mark: Nice. Moms love that crap!

by california.halifornia June 22, 2011

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666 package

When a man is 6 feet tall, makes 6 figures and has a 6 inch penis. The ideal type of man that all delusional modern women look for.

James: Did you hear about that guy who asked Kate out?
Travis: Yeah but he got rejected. He probably didn't have the 666 package

by condensed_salt February 25, 2024

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Package

A physical quantity to measure one's happiness in life.

Indian 1: " I don't give a shit about your damn job, what's the Package?"
Indian 2: "I don't either. Its 40lpa btw. F**k it's not enough to buy me 3 houses."

by thicknoodle September 22, 2022

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