egyptian oven 

when someone wraps them self in a blanket so tight that they resemble a mummy and they fart repeatedly.

I was pissed at my roommate because he egyptian ovened my comforter.

egyptian oven by Madam S December 25, 2009

toaster oven syndrome 

A multipurpose item that fails to perform either function correctly.

I have a boat the suffers from toaster oven syndrome. It's supposed to be a sailboat and a powerboat yet doesn't sail or motor well. I hate using it.

toaster oven syndrome by sailski March 3, 2010

Spunk Oven

When some guy spafs in some birds biff

Oh get out of my face you dirty spunk oven

my girlfriend is such a spunk oven

Spunk Oven by Mike Cattell November 25, 2011

Gay Oven 

A woman who - unbeknownst to her at initiation of the relationship - has had two or more boyfriends break up with her resulting from coming out of the closet.

Marry - Hey Mark, so I hear your going out with Heather?
Mark - Yeah, its great - she's so nice and cute.
Marry - So... When are you going to come out of the closet?
Mark - WHAT!?!!?! Uhgghhh... What are you talking about?
Marry - You know Heather is a Gay Oven right? Her last 3 boyfriends broke up with her because they were gay.

Gay Oven by Ca$hMan July 13, 2012

scottish oven 

The act of trapping a friend or partner under the sheets and then farting so hard you shit yourself, creating an odor so foul it could kill an ogre.

Greg: What did you and Jen do last night?
Bob: Oh, we watched a movie, had some popcorn and then I Scottish ovened her so hard it would make Shrek proud.

Greg: Nice!

scottish oven by Jace Narcast April 13, 2016

Wobbly oven 

A woman who's womb never fully retracted after childbirth.. Hence causing a soft yet mobile stomach

"Looks like Sandra didn't go back to the gym after popping her sprog.. She's got a right wobbly oven"

Wobbly oven by General pamphlet October 9, 2016

boner oven 

A woman's vagina.

Can't wait to go home and insert my penis into my wife's boner oven. I creampied in my side hoe's boner oven last night, it was great.

boner oven by penishandle June 4, 2018