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opposite marriage

I'm going through an ugly opposite marriage. I just can't be married to that bitch, Miss California, anymore.
by dichron April 22, 2009
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opossum reacharound

Opossum ReachAround is a third wave punk band from Champaign, Illinois. They formed in 1997 when leader singer Koog Dancer teamed up with Bassist Ace Remington and his little brother- thrombonist Julian Trane. They soon hired a drummer who goes only by the name of Shocker. They infuse tradition German Black Forest Oompah Band music with New Orleans funeral dirge. Their music has been compared to the Rolling Stones, the Toadies, Flogging Molly, the Toy Dolls, Liuetenant Pigeon, the Meat Puppets, .38 Special, Type O Negative, Reverend Peyton's Big Damn Band, and the cast of Friends. They are currently on tour in Sweden. In their free time, the band enjoys Agave Wheat Ale, watching competitive curling on TV, and building custom pinewood derby cars for unfortunate children. Singles for the band include: "Three Horses and No Saddle", Jump over my Feelings", "Inside the Roof", "Fire Control Radar", "Tinfoil Hat", "New Beer at Old Settlers", "Floating on Substance Abuse", "Frankstick Lightning Rod", "Cane Toad Massacre", and "The Handyman's Bullet".
Did you see Opossum ReachAround last night at Friar Tuck's? It was like a koala bear crapped a rainbow in my brain. So awesome.
by pancreatic cancer February 10, 2010
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Opposite-Sex Social Deficiency

Also known as OSSD.

When an individual finds it incredibly difficult to converse or interact with a person of the opposite sex.

Also occurs when an individual can interact with a person of the opposite sex, but speaks without thinking, offends them without knowing it, or just doesn't know how to treat them. This can be seen in terrible boyfriends/girlfriends, pimps, annoying nerds, and short white freckled kids who think they're tough.
Justin: *mumbling* umm.. hi... i'm justin.. uh...
Hottest Girl in School: Hey, um, I don't remember ever seeing you before...
Justin: yeah um that's cus i'm always behind you... wait no i mean...
HGiS: Ew! Get away you freak!

*justin runs back to friends*
Friend: Omg man, do you have OSSD or something?!
Justin: What's that?
Friend: Opposite-sex social deficiency. You can figure it out.
by Synoryth November 5, 2009
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oppo-chill

the opposite of chill, not chill or not cool
small titties are oppo-chill.
by sean solomon January 5, 2008
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NO OPPS

"NO OPPS" Is a small gang located in Toronto Ontario. "NO OPPS" was created on 2018-10-13. The founder's where a bunch of 15-year old's with connections to another popular gang "BIBI GANG". The founding members went to David Suzuki Secondary School. "NO OPPS" has become a popular gang because of beef with the local "Crips". Currently, there are over 100 "NO OPPS" member across Toronto. The numbers are rapidly growing as we speak. They rep the colour purple and use a lot of Toronto slag.
Yoo fham you part of No Opps?

Ohhh shit his rocking No Opps DASH!!!

Yoo fham he got a Glock CUT!!!
by No Opp Member November 14, 2018
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Oppositewrong

The most opposite of being right. The wrongest of rightest. To be oppositewrong is to be the most wrong, as it is the opposite of being the most right.
The Sun is oppositewrong of a black hole. The Sun is the Most On (active in performance for a greater, lengthier, and more substancial period of time) of everything ever. It is the most fully greatestly great of anything ever unanimously classified as "on" ever, and is the most abundantly quantiterrificest in comparison to all, most, any, full, every, and almost any full everything. Mostly allest of everything, it is the most fully always right of everything that is the most of the alwaysest "on".

A black hole is therefore fully the mostest "off", and is therefore far fully the finalest frontier of oppositewrong, the mostest of most fully wronged wrongs.
The Sun is the most ON of anything, so a black hole would be oppositewrong of the Sun, because it is the most OFF.
by mlazy July 14, 2009
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oppositey

When something is almost the opposite of something else
"I succeed where you fail, you like rap and I like classical, we are pretty oppositey people"
"Hey! That booty goes inwards, thats kinda oppositey to my booty" "Shut up not Jack"
by NotJackB May 14, 2015
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