opest

A different term for gay

Peter: Sucks dick
Jonathan: dude that's opest

by Cynicalys November 3, 2020

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Ease of Opening Index

A numerical scale (from 0 to 10) by means of which variables, such as age, level of hotness, dating demand, level of horniness, family background, and boob to waist ratio, predicts how many dates and monetary investment you will need to score with a particular broad. It predicts with astonishing accuracy when the female will open her legs for you.

Yo... have been dating Suzie 4 times straight.

Have you scored yet?

Nope!

So? What´s the point?

I´m cool Bro, Ease of Opening Index predicts no more than two dates and the gates will open for me.

by rperazag May 21, 2010

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open-legged

A polite way of saying whore. The phrase is more positive sounding because it sounds like "open-minded". If you use this term you are sure to gain more respect from your street performing female friends.

Naw Mimi isn't a whore...

she's just a very open-legged person!

by KOORVA June 14, 2006

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Operation Ponytail

A historic day, in which hundreds of /b/tards uploaded pornography onto youtube, confusing the shit out of the youtube admin.
There is some debate on whether it occurred on on June 12, 2009, or June 13, 2009.

12 year old- I'm twelve years old and what is this?
/b/tard- *grin*

Youtube admin, much later- Hm. Operation Ponytail. *click*
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

by Just another /b/tard June 10, 2009

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