nonce list

List where nonces are put on it

*Another word for sex offenders register*
by MicrowavedNigward November 21, 2019
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Golf nonce

A derogatory term for a chap who puts a putter up his rear and shouts “OOOOOH AHHHH WHEEE
by Stegner June 05, 2023
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Dap Nonce

Fucking dumbass headass stupid idiot who can't say a sentence correctly because he is a bitch.
Elliott Denniss is a Dap Nonce
by John Stephens III October 18, 2020
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Naked nonce

When a Harmsworth washes his car with no top on to try and impress young children
Harmsworth is washing his car topless again during the school run he is such a naked nonce
by Jexma September 14, 2021
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Adult Nonce

A sex offender with adult victims, i.e. a rapist. The term "NONCE" doesn't necessarily mean child victims. It originated from Wakefield Prison in the UK and stood for "Not on Normal Courtyard Exercise." If a prisoner had committed horrific crimes such as child murder, rape or pedophilia they would get a "NONCE" sign on the door of their cell. This meant that the prison guards would not open their cell doors at the same time as the other prisons because they were very likely to get beaten up by the other inmates. It doesn't necessarily mean pedophiles.

An adult nonce is essentially a sex offender who has victims that are adults. For example a serial rapist or woman murderer but the victims are adults.
Wayne Couzens, the policeman who abused his position to rape and kill Sarah Everard is an adult nonce.
by TheFunnyGuy88 September 11, 2022
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Geographical nonce

A geographical nonce is a person who is Sexually aroused/attracted to historical figures when they were children who discovered new countries or is aroused small size countries
Rayman: I have to admit I'm a geographical nonce

Essah: ayo what?

Rayhan: nah fam you're mad
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NONCE RAID

The Act of Vandalising A Nonce’ house Purely on the Fact they are a Nonce
Come on a Nonce Raid boys?’

‘Nonce Raid later boys?’
by DANGERDAVEINTHERAVE November 04, 2020
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