Jane: your dick is much smaller than Mike's
Jane's boyfriend: *murmuring * the neighbor's cum is always whiter
Jane's boyfriend: *murmuring * the neighbor's cum is always whiter
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the waving neighbor is when a guy is banging a girl in front of a window and has one of his friends hiding in the closet, and they perform a swtich without her knowing allowing the original partner to walk outside knock on the window and wave.
the other day me and my friend pulled the waving neighbor and it ended successfully with no black eyes
by andy12inch July 6, 2008
Get the the waving neighbor mug.To shat on someones lawn, for the purposes of their dog shat on yours. Also the strong chance that they are an ignorant bastard who did something to your property.
(Trimmed trees, and left trimming amongst yours)
(Didn't call the city to flag gas lines and electric lines which in turn, made you flee your street, by chance of explosion, which in turn made you spend hundreds of dollars at a store that you so boredly went to in the mishappening)
(Trimmed trees, and left trimming amongst yours)
(Didn't call the city to flag gas lines and electric lines which in turn, made you flee your street, by chance of explosion, which in turn made you spend hundreds of dollars at a store that you so boredly went to in the mishappening)
Damn, that guy who lives next to us was mowing his lawn at 3 in the morning, go shiteth thy neighbor
by Jackthezipper July 28, 2010
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Tom (to Tim): Do you even know that dude?
Tim (to Tom): Heck yes, he's my ex-door neighbor, we used to hang out sometimes.
Tom (to Tim): Do you even know that dude?
Tim (to Tom): Heck yes, he's my ex-door neighbor, we used to hang out sometimes.
by John319 August 26, 2007
Get the ex-door neighbor mug.a pole shaped stick, usually from a household item such as a broom or a mop, broken away to form a defensive device known as a "naughty neighbour twatting stick"
The item must be clearly labelled as such, as is used to wave away (or twat) nasty and naughty neighbours in council flats.
The item must be clearly labelled as such, as is used to wave away (or twat) nasty and naughty neighbours in council flats.
mooji - can you hear them trying to kick my door in?
dirtyfur - quick get the naughty neighbour twatting stick
dirtyfur - quick get the naughty neighbour twatting stick
by mooji September 30, 2007
Get the naughty neighbour twatting stick mug.Neighbors watching you, your house, your kids, your yard... Usually for the benefit of keeping away burglars or "bad guys" from the neighborhood. However in the Rockies can be used to keep neighbors safe from wildlife...
Neighborhood Watch"... phone call to neighbor ... "Hey neighbor, there is a bear on your Deck right now... don't go outside... My husband is throwing firecrackers at him.... Be careful.
by jnsland June 27, 2010
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