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Neat Squeeze

When, after having a bowel movement, one wipes and finds no fecal matter on the toilet paper.
Man today is shaping up to be a great day! I woke up and got a BJ. Then I had my coffee followed by a neat squeeze!
by Colonel Snorch May 4, 2017
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Neatbics

Beatnicks who now work or worked corporate, have totally lost the plot and are only focused on themselves, a bubble 401k portfolio and playing DMB "Under the Table and Dreaming" whilst driving down Sunset to the Pal8sades, in a convertible whatever$.
Check out those faux jen and berries...Yeah the neatbics sold out....You think it was the bad acid at Woodstock...Nah, there are 2oo fricken many of them. No way they could all been there! Yah, gotta be something elses!
by elizbay December 9, 2019
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Negative Six

When someone is six feet under, another way to say they are dead.
Jay went negative six after he ripped his plug
by trapstick March 17, 2021
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Negative Job Satisfaction

Negative Job Satisfaction is where one or more people like to waste peoples job time espcailly scammers. The word came from Atomic Shrimps video called ‘A Little Nonsense Now And Then (Scambaiting) - Also FAQ: Why Do Scammers Ask For Your Personal Details?
Joesph: In my free time i like to do something called Negative Job Satisfaction.
Joe: Don’t people do that usually against scammers?
Joesph: Yes they do
by SuzukiMazuki February 9, 2022
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Neatherd

A school which believes they’re amazing and have good morals. Just an inside, they’re not!
Guy: do you go to Neatherd?

Girl: yeah…why??
Guy: Oh so are you gay, homophobic or depressed??
Girl: I don’t even know anymore
by Demi Levatoad March 20, 2022
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Negative Curfew

A set time at which an individual must not leave a social event before.

Used when someone is known to often go home very early at organised social events.

Usually secured by some kind of agreement involving a penalty if broken.
“Why’s Gareth still at this party, he’s usually got a lift home from Liam by 8pm hasn’t he?”

“Nah bro, he’s got a negative curfew with the group chat. Otherwise he’ll be in bed by 8:30 and he’ll regret it in the morning.”
by LKilby April 15, 2022
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negative 60

Negative 60 is when you get an embarrassing score playing cards
Hey Marshall I heard you got a negative 60
by anonymous May 19, 2022
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