nascar nerd

guy who gets a great amount of thrill and excitement upon wathcing a car make lefts turns at high speeds for hours. who then continue to play a wide assorment of nascar video games, have there own leauges on these video games and a set schedule when they have there leauge races, make there own game covers on photoshop, design there own cars on photoshop, and no everything about whats going on with the drivers. these guys usually have no girlfriend, or friend in real life(only internet/game friends) and have no life and do nothing with themselfs.

brian:omg kevin that cover looks great.
driggers:what about mine
brian:it looks good.......but kevin omg
john:shut up
toby:hey imma make a cover too
kevin:why is everyone doing what im doing
brian:so whose racing in the race tonight
shocker:sorry cant make it
greatcar:yeah i got band practice sorry
brian:well"(screaming in backround)brian..."i'll be right back
kevin:whip cha the whip keeper has spoken.
jess:shut up kevin. your all just ca bunch of nascar nerds.

by jada sinhora July 28, 2010

Nascar

To receive oral sex while watching a televised sporting event.

"Yeah that dude totally got Nascarred the other day by his girlfriend!"

by NewAdgeMusic June 26, 2007

It Felt Like NASCAR

When having sexual intercourse, the girl may move her hips in a circular motion like the cars on a NASCAR track

Yo man, I brought this girl back to my condo and she was amazing. It felt like NASCAR homie.

by VirtueIAm December 2, 2011

nascar

Nascar is the hardest sport to do.
Nascar is boring to watch.

Nascar is for people who cant turn right.

by yayareavaulter April 13, 2007

nascar

US word for what is called in the UK Touring Car Racing, only cars are much bigger and seriouly faster on the straights but don't have to go round real corners.

AJ not only raced Nascar and Indy but also raced in Europe

by Andy MacFadyen January 21, 2004

Nascar Surfing

A person that claims to surf but can only ride one direction left OR right.

Joey is always out in the line up nascar surfing, he sits on the left side and rides right cause that's the only way that kook can turn

by follow the leader January 22, 2011

NASCAR 14

1. This is the third game by ETX
2. Dave Thompson made this game

3. It doesn't matter where you are on the track you will wall glitch

4. The update for the game made it worse
5. Racing on plate tracks is impossible
6. This is the only game where you can say "bubble" while angry
7. The only game that has sound cut out every race
8. The league races within the game are rigged

Person #1: Hey did you play NASCAR 14 yet?
Person #2: Yeah and I rage quited the game was so bad

by agywnd February 2, 2015