misty

A super hot babe with perfectly perky Benjamins.

Damn, look at those Benjamins on that Misty!

by yksbud September 15, 2014

Misty

Adjective;
1. Obscure; vague
2. Type of weather consisting of, or marked by mist
3. Full of tenderness and emotion.
4. Funny, reliable woman, who can be bitchy at times, but is still lovable in the long run.
5. Commonly a strippers name

1. "The future is misty to me,"

2. "It's very misty outside,"

3. "I'm getting all misty eyed,"

4. Misty: "I'm awesome,"
Boy: "Misty, you are something..."
Misty: "Awesome :D"

5. "On the pole to your right...Misty
Rain"

by Elizabeth Russel January 28, 2009

mystery nug

when a dealer supplies a nug of a newly acquired type and/or brand of marijuana, it is known as a mystery nug

Dealer: "Hey....take this mystery nug with the rest of your sac, and call me tomorrow and tell me if it is good shit."

by justin wheeler August 25, 2006

Mysterious Skeet

while oundin' your girl from behind it is the act of pulling out and jizzin' all over your girlfriend's back with out here realizing what you have accomplished. This move was invented by the great Poppa-Skeet-Skeet in early 2005.

Blake:"Last night I pulled the Mysterious Skeet on my GF's back, yo."
Conor:"Way to Skeet-it-Real my 'brother from another mother'"
Blake:"Lets go get some ice cream Poppa-Skeet-Skeet"
Conor:"Alright"

by ExDragaonSlayer October 19, 2006

mysterious silence in the room

When a male friend comes knocking at another friend's bedroom door with full knowledge that he is in the room, but there is a mysterious silence. It is presumed that the friend was beating it.

David is in his room after taking a shower.
Richard: *Knocks on David's bedroom door*
David: *Mysterious silence in the room*
Richard: *Comes back out to the car* I knocked on David's door, but there was no response. I think he's beating one off.

by lolwhoami August 13, 2010

Mystery shopper

Doing the lady from behind, pretending to fumble and fall out whilst your mate who was hiding in the wardrobe takes over. You run outside and tap on the window and when she looks up you wave.

My boyfriend surprised me last night with a mystery shopper. Lets just say he was so good my boyfriend has moved out and the shopper's moved in.

by Intrusion June 26, 2012

Misty Copeland

A beautiful and inspirational dancer with freakishly toned legs. She is a soloist in ABT and is famous for being a beautiful black ballerina no matter what people think. she is also featured on an under armor commercial that got quite famous.

Me: Misty Copeland is a beautiful dancer
U: yeah, I know
Me: did u see her on that under armor commercial?
U: yeah, it was soooo inspirational!!!

by definitionpetiton girl February 23, 2015