bloody musket

when a male inserts watermelon seeds into his penis, then after intercourse he ejaculates, blood, cum and the watermelon seeds.

I preformed a painful bloody musket on a bitch.

by Chrismcmen August 24, 2007

Big Muskie Bucket

When a guy falls asleep behind you (after a late night/early morning hook-up) and his rancid breath singes the hair on the back of your neck creating a bald spot.

Luke: I feel sorry for whoever had to smell my breath last night.
Julie: That's all right. I'm sure her hair will grow back even after that Big Muskie Bucket that you gave her.

by kd787 November 4, 2008

Musket

Term refering to a person or individual that is attracted to the same sex. Or gay, fag.

Ay bro that guy is a musket so stay away from him.

Why are u such a musket? Why are u so gay?

You fuckin' musket!!
You fucik fag

You have a musket friend?
You have a gay friend?

by RARE951R January 12, 2008

meskney

Someone who likes Subway sandwiches

Dude, look at all of those meskneys inside Subway

by Jared December 16, 2003

Musket Feet

"Musket Feet" derived from a style of snowboard pants. It is known when the lower cut of the pants (normally tighter pants), opens up more than the rest of the pant, much like Bell-Bottoms. The shape of the bottom of the pants creates a 'Musket-like' look to them. Muskets...like the gun.

"Dude check that whack style that bro has, he's got some mad Musket Feet."

by JoshVman March 30, 2009

Musket

Old era slang for a gentleman's dingle dangle; a penis

Those with the shortest muskets must stand closer to the trenches.

by wojo397 September 28, 2015

muskeers

Muskeers are a mix of musketeers and brewers (beer makers). bootyful

The Muskeers went to octoberfest to try the beer.

by JoJo, Sarah Beara, and Maddog October 18, 2015