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Munted

Munted (verb)- a psychological state of mind that consists of soaring levels of euphoria and a stimulating sensation, reached through the consumption of an abundance of one drug, or a combination of drugs and/or alcohol, sometimes reached right after conjestion or over an extended period of time. This is typically subjective depending on the individual and their tolerance.
Typically one or more of the following factors primarily influence the time it takes to reach this mental state.

They are;
- The amount of consumption and the quality of the product(s).
- Energy levels.
- Sleep deprivation.

- Psychological state of mind.
- Other similar influencing factors.
- The end of the half life of the product(s) and/or the declining euphoric sensation as this peak levels conclude.

This feeling is described as a highly elevated, almost overwhelming, yet tolerable state of mind.
Last week when Tom and I went out to Red Square, I was so munted that I felt like I was dragging my jaw behind me from the start of the night.
by Sam Anel West August 29, 2018
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Munt

Man cunt - a man’s douched and lubed anus, ready to be smashed.
Hey John I really want to fuck your munt.
by Hamish 108 September 12, 2018
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Munt

A man cunt

Subject but not limited to men named Craig, men 5’10 or shorter, men with small hands, men that are balding but don’t bick their head, men that have never been married and are over 40 years of age, men that finish quickly and don’t return the favor, shallow men, and men that are from Connecticut.
Craig fucked me in a parking lot on our first date then got turned off the next day when he found out he wasn’t the only guy I’ve slept with on the first date. What a munt!
by Lizalini September 29, 2018
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Munt shrooms

Small flavorful mushrooms growing on the munt (where the sac connects to the Gooch on the back side. ) you can take these can and make Herbal yea
Mmmm I just harvested my munt shrooms and made some munt juice. (tea) wanna try some spenc and stu?
by anonymous January 8, 2022
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Munted

Munted is an informal way of describing an unatractive human being its more creative then regularly calling someone ugly or unattractive
Ugh can't believe Mike fucked Lisa she is munted
by Fannyfiddler2.0 January 22, 2022
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Munting

I was munting while doing yard work
by Mgmmaze May 15, 2022
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Munt

Man cunt. The perfect insult. Comes off as both offensive and educated. Examples of munts include Carson Strong (bowl quitter), Mike Pence, Anderson Cooper, Mark Stein, Lebron James, Kevin Durant, etc.
Dude 1: You fucked my gf while I was babysitting your kids!
Dude 2: sorry dude but she offered to give me a blowjob
Dude 1: You munt!
Dude 2: What?
Dude 1: Man-cunt. You are the exact definition of a munt you son of a bitch!
by Biden is a dick December 23, 2021
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