Mummy Finger

A rather large, rather desirable joint or blunt of dat marijuana.

*Granted a blunt is typically brown, but in this specific definition let's just base the name off of size first, then color.

President Obama: "Well, what's that you got there, Joe? Looks like a bad PR move to me."

Vice President Biden: "Sir, it's a...well, I don't really remember what this is, but it kind of looks like a mummy's finger."

President Obama: "How about you just let me light it up? It's not the first time I've smoked one of these, and it sure won't be the last!"

Vice President Biden: "Hit that mummy finger, Barry!"

by Mr. Cornito August 21, 2011

yummy mummy

yummy mummy 1.(n). A middle-aged woman
worthy of a good seeing to, eg.
Helen Mirren. 2.(n). A young mother with a
fantastic arse pushing a buggy.

I love to tap yummy mummies.

by C February 24, 2004

Mummy

After receiving oral sex, a man ejaculates in the eye of the person giving fellatio, then that person has to walk like a mummy to find their bus fare.

After I gave that bitch a mummy, she was stumblin' all the way to the door!

by BBT0101 April 2, 2008

Mummy wrap

Its when you take enough toilet paper to wrap your dick after masterbating.

"I had to clean up, so I did a mummy wrap to my tool."

by Ad-Rock MC June 16, 2004

Yummy Mummy

A 'Yummy Mummy' is basically a MILF, but the term yummy mummy is vastly used by male geeks and female fatties.

Geek#1: Look at that yummy mummy over the road.

by HighandMighty August 23, 2010

mummy

a fanny, usually unshaven

my mummy's popped out

by ish and twins April 20, 2008

Mummy Dust

Slang for ketamine

He hit that special k so hard mummy dust came out his mouth

by S$money November 13, 2018