mertied

In gaming, this term is used when owning somebody to the extent that the word "owned" just doesn't quite cover it.

*After a headshot*
Dude 1: Holy shit, he just got mertied!

by The Count of Montecrisco September 26, 2007

murt hurt

very hungover

"Dude, last night was wild."

"Oh yeah, youre hurtin' like murtin'?"

"Yeah, I'm murt hurt."

by everybody laughs August 7, 2011

_mert

The tail end of a really good, juicy fart; derived from the sound made DURING a really good fart.

Yeah, so I was walking down the street eating ice cream with Petunia the *phfhfhfjfjfjfjfjf (fart)* *_mert*. Oh, excuse me! Must have been all that ice cream.

by GigapetEpiphany August 14, 2011

mertzle

if you are a mertzle you are now not considered a male or female but a skank box if your last name is mertzle you have a disease and probably eat a shit ton of cock from your wife

shut the fuck up and be a mertzle

by jack danieles October 25, 2012

mertlebron

a little ugly ass faggot turkish kid who sucks at call of duty and acts tough to older people than him. He likes to suck dick in his free time and put huge dicks in his vagina hole. Oh and his mother is retarded and thinks that the police is the answer to everything. FUCK DA POLICE NIGGA!

bcfdfd mertlebron

by micenkdiejj jsdd October 25, 2012

muente

Mexican toilet paper roll porn. Converse to hentai (tentacle porn). Originated when Japanese hentai artists travelled to Mexico and ate octopus burritos.

Man, that muente was hardcore.

Muente totally refreshes my bowels.

Pueblo: "Muente rocks my socks off!"

by superhotdolphinbabes69 November 8, 2012

mertz

a big guy that have curly looking hair and goes to the gym a lot

what up mertz looking fine

by hjorth321 February 3, 2017