Wet Mop

when a male ejaculates into the hair of his partner as a means of punishment or humiliation

"Laugh at my penis size again, and I'll give you a wet mop!"

by Yatzee! September 28, 2008

cum-mop

A cum-mop is a guy's pubic hair.

When we jack each other off, we rub and grind our crotches together - mixing the pubic-hair cum that oozes out of our dicks and down our shafts into our pubes and then we suck it up afterward! We cum-mopped it up!

by USAF Cadet February 2, 2021

Dry Mop

When you go to the beach and get your nuts all sandy and then go home and rub your sandy ass nuts all over your girls face.

"I'll be right back, I'm goin to the beach then you about to get a dry mop, DAMN!"

by Nick McJesusman and Tom McCrackaracka April 5, 2005

MOP UP

The act of having sex with a female in doing so you have cleaned up her mess of a life

Did you {mop up? guy: yes i moped up the mess that was stephanie 4 times it was a god awful mess

by Swagglenuts June 16, 2016

Dolly mop

A person, usually a female, that is willing to perform sexual acts in exchange for drugs or alcohol.

That girl is just a dolly mop, if you get her high, she'll get you off.

by SugarDaddy1974 August 29, 2015

Mopping the Deck

Mopping the Deck in when you are about to cum you pull out cum on her then hold your erect penis like the handle of a mop and your balls and the mop head and mop that shit up

Guy 1: yo my girl is so into pirates I treated her to mopping the deck
Guy 2: dude I tried that with my girlfriend last month now shes mine for good

by SocksScandals March 15, 2019

wring the mop

v. to urinate (females only)

Jeez, I've only had one beer and I already need to wring the mop.

by scholzilla October 16, 2009